Team 7 was in Tanzaku Quarters. They were staying at an Inn during their mission. They were rooting out a bandit nest near there. It was taking them several days to get rid of them as it appeared there was more than one nest. Naruto though was walking down the street. It was about 8 or 9 at night. He actually saw this small child watching a restaurant window. He knew that feeling so he went over.

"Hey Kiddo." Said Naruto

The kid turned and lost their balance and fell on the ground. Naruto went over and said, "You ok?"

The poor kid only shrank away and Naruto said, "It's alright sweetie. I'm not going to hurt you. How bout I take you with me? We can get you a bath, some new clothes, and a nice hot meal. Even a warm bed to sleep in."

The lil kid looked at the ground and quietly said, "You don't have to trick me, mister. If you want to sleep with me just say so. It'll cost you 350 for the whole thing. 150 for me to put it in my mouth."

Naruto frowned and said, "I don't want sex little one. I was being genuine. So do you want to come with?"

The kid looked at him and said, "No trick?"

"No tricks." Said Naruto smiling at her

So Naruto took her with him. He bought a set of clothes for her. He was giving her a bath when Sasuke came back. He saw the girl's underwear and heard the giggle from the bathroom followed by Naruto's laugh. He was trying hard not to laugh and when Sakura came back he put his finger to his mouth. He pointed at the undergarments and then the bathroom door. She went to say something when the girly laugh and Naruto's sounded again. She looked horrified. Kakashi came in just as the girl squealed and raised an eyebrow and saw the two students not in the bathroom trying to keep from busting up. When the door opened they cracked up.

"So busted Dobe." Said Sasuke through fits of laughter

He was confused as he went over to his bed and the girl came out with the towel covering her and said, "What's so funny Naruto-kun?"

The voice froze the two and Naruto merely sat down and motioned her over and as he dried her off he said, "They heard us and saw your clothes and thought we were having sex."

"NARUTO!" Shrieked Sakura

The girl once able to turned to regard the pink haired girl and said, "Excuse me Miss Sakura but I know what sex is. So please stop screaming. Unless you don't know. If that's the case I'll gladly inform you."

That had Sasuke laugh so hard he fell off his bed and Naruto chuckled and said, "She knows what it is. But that was nice of you to offer Mayumi. Come on let's get you dressed then we'll get you something to eat ok."

So he got her dressed in a pair of loose pants and a baggy sweater over a T-shirt and Sakura said, "Man someone seriously has to teach you how to shop baka."

He helped Mayumi up on the bed and said, "I'll be right back alright."

"Kay Naruto-kun." Said Mayumi smiling

Naruto actually shocked his team when he kissed her head before leaving. She just sat there humming to herself and when he came back he had food. He handed it out to everyone and then sat near her and gave her some. After she ate he actually really surprised them by lying down and letting her curl up against him. He just merely ran his fingers through her ankle length bright blue hair. Her stormy grey eyes were watching him. They saw her actually pull a chain out of his shirt and saw a locket. Naruto merely smiled as he opened it for her. She smiled and said, "Who are they?"

Naruto pointed to each one and said, "That's Tsukasa. Senzo. Kahori and Seiko."

"Your younger siblings are really pretty." Said Mayumi

"I'm an only child Mayumi-chan." Said Naruto

She looked at him and said, "They you're butterflies?"

Naruto chuckled at her term and said, "Yep. Tsukasa's 9, Senzo is 7, and Kahori and Seiko are 2 their twins."

She yawned and made Sakura and Sasuke snort when she said, "You sing to me?"

Naruto smiled and sang,

Hush now my story

Close your eyes and sleep
Waltzing the waves
Diving in the deep
Stars are shining bright
The wind is on the rise
Whispering words of long lost lullabies

Oh won't you come with me
Where the moon is made of gold
And in the morning sun
We'll be sailing
Oh won't you come with me
Where the ocean meets the sky
And as the clouds roll by
We'll sing the song of the sea

I had a dream last night
And heard the sweetest sound
I saw a great white light and dancers in the round
Castles in the sand
Cradles in the trees
Don't cry, I will see you by and by

Oh won't you come with me
Where the moon is made of gold
And in the morning sun
We'll be sailing
Oh won't you come with me
Where the ocean meets the sky
And as the clouds roll by
We'll sing the song of the sea

Rolling
Rolling
Rolling
Rolling

(Humming)

Oh won't you come with me
Where the moon is made of gold
And in the morning sun
We'll be sailing free
Oh won't you come with me
Where the ocean meets the sky
And as the clouds roll by
We'll sing the song of the sea

She was actually sounded asleep with her head against his chest and he crept out from under her like an expert. Kakashi said, "Where did you hear that song?"

"Why Sensei?" said Sakura

"Cause it's my mom's lullaby." Said Naruto smiling, "She died the day I was born helping the Yondaime with the fox."

"Yeah which brings how you know it?" said Kakashi

"The Old man had a Cassette tape of her singing to me. Dad too for that matter. It was all I had of them but it got destroyed when the old matron at the orphanage heard me listening to it." Said Naruto quietly

Sasuke felt badly for him to lose all you had of your family was horrid and Kakashi said, "And what'd she mean by butterflies?"

Naruto merely turned to her and moved her too big sweater showing her distended stomach. Sakura gasped, Sasuke clenched his fist and Kakashi said, "She's pregnant. Well that explains her knowledge of sex."

"She charges 350 for sex and 150 for oral. She thought I was trying to trick her so I could sleep with her." Said Naruto fixing her shirt

"We should find them." said Sasuke

"Who the one who got her pregnant or the ones who sleep with her?" said Naruto

"All of them." said Sakura near tears

Naruto merely shook his head and Kakashi said, "You don't agree?"

"Don't get me wrong Sensei I agree but I also know it's a pointless effort." Said Naruto, "People are sick. People do depraved things. And most of the ones who like the company of children you wouldn't believe it was them. Only the ones who like to murder the child they sleep with are easily spotted. All others are perfectly hidden. It's a pointless effort because only humans are so sick, depraved, and commits acts so heinous they are unbelievable and unconceivable."

"What do you mean perfectly hidden?" said Sasuke

Naruto looked at him and said, "Name one person in Konoha who likes the company of Children? I can assure you there are quite a few. And some will shock you."

"Orochimaru." Said Kakashi

"Liked to kill his partners. Obvious answer." Said Naruto, "Try another one."

"Who?" said Sasuke

Naruto said, "Eishi Hayashi. He works at the Academy alongside Iruka. Mizuki Touji was another one. Hayashi Gensai on the civilian council prefers girls between the ages of 1-3 years of age. Suzu Segawa on the council prefers Boys ages 3-6 months old."

They were disgusted and Naruto said, "Eishi prefers boys ages 7-10 academy grade and he has free access to them. Mizuki preferred 6-11."

"How do you know that?" said Sakura

"Do you honestly think all the times I had detention with those two it was because I misbehaved Sakura. I know because I was their favorite toy." Said Naruto

Kakashi said, "Why not report them?"

"The school is run by the civilian council. They're allowed to do as they please so long as they aren't caught. They wipe their toy's memories. No one really cares what people do to me much so they didn't bother." Said Naruto quietly

"Who else?" said Sasuke

Naruto looked at him and said, "Your dad."

Sasuke's eyes went wide and Naruto said, "He preferred 1-9 year old boys. Should know got hauled into his office at the station enough."

Sasuke felt sick and Sakura put her hand on his shoulder and he said, "Anyone else?"

Naruto said, "Hiashi Hyuuga. Prefers girls of 3-13. I figure either he's the reason Hinata is as introverted as she is or the reason her sister Hanabi is an emotionless robot. I got no proof he touches them or I'd rat on him."

Kakashi said, "How about the ones in your locket? She called them butterflies. If butterflies meant babies then explain. Cause as far as I know you have no girlfriends."

Naruto smiled and said, "My Oiroke Jutsu was made for a reason Sensei."

"Explain in detail." Said Kakashi

"I've been in her position before. How do you think I know who likes what?" said Naruto looking at him. "Surely you've noticed the light outside my door."

"It's a porch light everyone has one. "Said Kakashi

"Yeah but how many of them are red Sensei. I live in the red light district for a reason." Said Naruto, "I'm usually entertaining Horney men all night." They were shocked, "Unlike the other girls I cater to my client. If they want a busty blonde I got it with my oiroke. If they want a red head, brunette, or any other color I got it covered. I just tweak my Jutsu some with portions. If they prefer children I give it to 'em." Naruto pet her head, "I'm the reason the number of rapes has plummeted and the number of child abuse has fallen."

They were sick and Kakashi said, "When did this start?"

"For money or in general?" Said Naruto, "There two totally different monsters."

"Money First." Said Kakashi

"When I was a year old." Said Naruto watching Mayumi sleep, "On a while that started when I was 3 days old. My ANBU guard started it. An infant after all sucks on anything put it its mouth."

Sakura couldn't help it she bolted for the bathroom and vomited. Sasuke wasn't fairing much better but Kakashi clenched his fist and said, "HE is dead when I get back."

"Why haven't you turned anyone in?" said Sasuke

"One no one would believe me. Two why bother when they'll get off." Said Naruto

"How do you know no one will believe you?" said Sakura from the bathroom door.

"When I was 5 I had two guards handpicked by the Sandaime to protect me on my birthday. People tend to get more violent then toward me being the Kyuubi festival and all. They spent the whole night passing me back and forth. I told the old man the next day. He smacked me and actually took me over his lap and spanked me for lying. He never confirmed it with them or nothing. Just the knowledge they were my mother's teammates was enough for him not to believe me. So I don't tell anyone anything anymore. It's pointless to do it." Said Naruto, "Plus look what happened to Sasuke's dad. He and two of his lieutenants beat me so bad I ended up in a 6 month long coma. I spent the first month on a ventilator in critical condition in the ICU. I died 15 times the first week and 85 times by the end of the month. I was 3 and they beat me for talking to them as an adult would when his two boys couldn't. I told the old man who it was that did it. They took Fugaku's side over mine. They thought I confused them cause he'd found me. An ANBU caught them and he lied saying they'd found me. They got off scot free. Sorry for saying it Sasuke but I think Karama kicked your family in the balls and your brother was just her High heeled foot."

Sasuke snorted and said, "Nice one Naruto." He became serious, "Sorry my family hurt you so much."

"Don't be not everyone was mean. Your mom, you, Itachi, Shisui, and your Uncle Saito were nice to me. Heck your Uncle used to buy me Ice cream every time he saw me. Shisui treated me to Ramen. Itachi helped me with my school work or gave me money. And your mom gave me clothes and treats." Said Naruto smiling, "And you always gave me your old toys you didn't play with anymore. You five far outweighed the bad the others did to me."

"Saito was Obito's dad." Said Kakashi

"I know. He'd forget it was me sometimes and call me Obito. I answered to it anyway. I helped. He was happier after spending the day with me. I'd always leave after he went to sleep leaving a note saying Sensei had come to get me for an emergency mission." Said Naruto smiling, "He'd start taking missions again and when he'd slip back into his depression I'd come back and start over. Should've heard some of the exaggerated missions I told him bout."

"Most would say that was cruel but since I knew him both times I can say what you were doing was helping. You kept him from killing himself." Said Kakashi

"So those kids are?" said Sakura

"Mine. On the outside I look like any other boy but not internally. Internally I am no different than you are Sakura. I'm not their dad. I'm there mom." Said Naruto

"Where are their dads?" said Sasuke

"Well Kahori and Seika's dad is sitting in the Konoha prison on treason. Their Mizuki's girls. Senzo is actually Sasuke's younger half-brother. He's Fugaku's son. And Tsukasa is Kiba's younger half-brother. His father raped me and was caught by Tsume, his mother red handed in their bed. She wasn't merciful. She gives me money for him." Said Naruto, "And before you say it Sasuke I never told you because I didn't know what you'd do. Still don't actually can only ask you let him stay with me."

Sasuke said, "I'd never do that. Yeah my father would've if he knew but not me."

"He'd of known if Itachi told him. It's why he only gave me money and helped with homework. He'd babysit while I was in class." Said Naruto

"What class?" said Sakura

"I went to the civilian school for the first 6 years. Then transferred to the Shinobi School when I unlocked my chakra." Said Naruto, "Because I was placed in foster homes I had to go to school to learn the basics that were taught in the orphanage."

"We were taught the reading and writing in the academy though." Said Sakura

"They don't teach that. They teach children how to live alone. How to cook, clean, mend clothes, shop, and stuff like that." said Kakashi, "They teach the children how to take care of themselves."

"In my case I was placed in the girls classes on how to take care of an infant. Tsume specially requested it but never gave her reason for it." Said Naruto

Kakashi said, "So where are they right now?"

"At home. Tsukasa's in charge. He's nine and capable of watching them. Plus Senzo is there to help and he's 7. Their only watching the twins." Said Naruto smiling

"Are they in school?" said Kakashi

"Yep they go to the Shinobi academy both of them. There in Iruka's class. Senzo got upped classes because Tsukasa was always coming home and teaching Senzo what he was taught. So he tested high." Said Naruto

Sasuke said, "Well Father would be happy to have another prodigy child."

Naruto smiled and said, "Yeah but if you asked Senzo who his dad is he wouldn't say Fugaku."

"Why?" said Sasuke, "Didn't you tell him."

"Oh he knows that's who sired him. But he's not his father as far as he is concerned." Said Naruto smiling

"Who is?" said Sasuke

"Senzo said whoever I chose to date and keep is who he is calling daddy." Said Naruto who chuckled, "HE said even if they were Tsukasa's elder brother or both of his own."

Sasuke laughed and said, "Gross."

Sakura was on her bed and said, "What are we going to do about her though?"

Naruto merely pet her head and said, "Keep her with us. We're going to be here a while taking care of the bandits anyway."

"Yeah but she's not going to make the trip to the village." Said Kakashi

"She's not coming back with us Sensei." Said Naruto

Sakura said, "What do you mean Naruto? Surely we're not leaving her here."

Naruto shook his head and said, "She's nine-month Sakura. She's due soon."

Kakashi understood what he meant and said, "He's right she's not coming back with us at least not on her own." He looked at the two of them, "She's too weak from starvation to survive the birth. She'll be lucky if the infant she's carrying survives."

Naruto smiled despite it and merely lay down and watched her sleeping as he said, "Since that is the case she's going to stay with us and I don't know about you three but I'm going to spoil her."

Kakashi chuckled and said, "She could probably use some good old fashioned spoiling. I'm in."

Sasuke said, "Me too why not."

Sakura smiled and said, "Then we're unanimous."

A/N: Just kept bugging me. So read and review.

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