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Hi this is MedicNaruto speaking, I tell you that this is a yaoi fiction, so please if you don't like boyxboy don't read it. Any way I know the pairings if you want to read it, but they will come much later. the pairings are Naruoc(Kaito), Kyuuoc(Air), GaaLee (but I don't know who should be the seme or the uke, if you have suggestions please tell me) NejiTen, and ChoIno, also oneside SasuNaru. Hinata wont be paired up with anyone, because I can't see anyone worth of her except Naruto, but she will be a badass maidan, and hold Aqua, Shino will be badass too and hold Thunder, and lazy ass Shikamaru will be badass and hold Ground. I'll tell you about this guys later. oh yeah, beware of mpreg, but that will come much much later. So please be kind this is my second fiction, I'll revise my first, so people can know whats going on, thank you again for taking your time and reading this. oh if you have a suggestion for me or a adise please tell me right away, it will really help me alot. thank you again! oh and what's slash? sorry I'm new to things whole thing.
chapter !:Female Namikaze
Naruto Uzumaki a boy with blond hair, blue eyes wearing an orange jumpsuit was lying on ground half-dead. "Sakura, why?" he whispered with tears in his eyes.
Flashback no jutsu
Naruto just came to save his two teammate, Sasuke Uchiha a boy with a duck butt hair and the 'last' member of the famous Uchiha clan which hold the infamous sharingan, and Sakura Haruno, Naruto's love interest. She had pink hair and emerald eyes. She the daughter of the civilian councilor Serki Haruno. From a crazy homo snake-man that gave a hickey to Sasuke, and was about to kill Sakura if he didn't show up and save her from him. After the snake did something that really mess up his charka, by punching him in the stomach, then he was gone. Naruto about to blackout saw Sakura walking in his direction. Thinking that Sakura would help him, like she did to Sasuke,, he wasn't expecting to be kicked in the gut by the girl he loved. "Sakura why?" he asked her while coughing out blood. Sakura had a snag smirk on her face "Because your weakest line, baka" she said
"Weakest line, I saved your ass from that freak!" Naruto yelled at his teammate like she was crazy or on drugs, he couldn't figure out which one it was. "Sasuke was suppose to save me baka not the deadlast!" she shouted, yup totally crazy.
"But Sakura I always save you, and loved you" Naruto argued with his crazy pink hair teammate
"So what, you are not Sasuke-kun, so I don't care" And with that she punch him on the face with all her mighty knocking him out. Taking Sasuke, she left.
flashback no jutsu ends
"I guess I'm the really idiot for liking her" he told himself
"Yes, yes you are" he heard someone saying. Naruto looked up. He saw a man about 23 years old he had brown spiky hair and dark green eyes, but they held comfort in them instead of annoyance like the other green eyes he knows. He was dress in all black with a sword on his back. "Umm who are you? And how the hell did you get here!" asked/shouted Naruto. "Names Kai" Kai answered "And how did I get here, ummm I have no idea" He laughed will rubbing his head. Naruto did an anime style fall, even though he was still on the ground. 'You get to be kidding me' he thought . "So what are you doing here?" Naruto asked Kai, who decided to sat next to him, instead of helping him! "well, I'm here to unleash the other jailor" Kai answered.
"WHAT! another one! but I only have kyuu-" he was silence by Kai's sword. When Naruto woke-up, he was inside a sewer. 'how the heck did I get here' he thought while walking around the endless sewerage, he stopped a few times, then on the hundredth stopped, he gave up. "o.k i'm officially!" he yelled while putting his hands up in defeat.
"you been lost for a pretty while now, kid"
"wow kit, this is even your brain and your already lost in it, sad isn't it"
"come on kyuubi, you promise to be kind to my son, if I release you"
Naruto turned around to see three people, one female the rest male. The first one had spiking blond hair, bright blue eyes. He was wearing a jonin clothes, and had a white coat on, with the words fourth on the back,all in all he was the fourth hokage Minato Namikaze. The male had dark hair, and dark blue eyes. He was wearing a white troung coat, with a black red shirt, and black pants. He looked like as if he was still in his early 20s. Finally the last one had long bright red hair, and sparkly red eyes. She was wearing a short red kimono that went up to her nee. She also looked like as if she was in her early 20s. "hmmm, hi" Naruto nervously said
"hi, to you, kid" the dark hair man replied. Minato just smiled for greeting and the girl waved to him. Naruto waved back. "so, how are you guys?" he asked his three visitors.
"names Air" the dark hair replied
"I'm Minato, the fourth hokage" the blond answered
"i'm kyuubi, your first jailor" the redhead answered. Naruto was shocked! Kyuubi was a girl? "wow did not see that one coming" Naruto burst out
"what do you mean, kit?" kyuubi asked
"that you(pointing to kyuubi) is a girl"
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE THINKS YOUR A GIRL KYUUBI!" Shouted Minato and Air, while both on the floor laughing like there no tomorrow. Kyuubi twitching embarrass yelled at the pair "SHUTUP!" they both shutup. 'wow, they were right, hell has no fury like a women scold' Naruto thought. After hours of scolding, Kyuubi told Naruto that he was a guy. "you sure?" Naruto asked not really convince
"positively" kyuubi answered Naruto nodded in understanding.
"so," standing down "why i'm I here?" Naruto three looked at each other then nodded. "you are here to accept your role has a female Namikaze" Minato answered.
"what's that?"
"well your'll get a bloodline, and look like a girl, and get pregnant like one too" Minato answered, while whispering the last part. He knows how female Namikaze acted, and hell he didn't wont to be on the receiving end of a mad Namikaze, thats just suicide. 'and I'm too young to die' Minato thought. "what was the last part you said again?"
"what part?"
"the part you whispered"
"you'll get a bloodline"
"no not that, one"
"you'll look like a girl and get pregnant like one"
"yeah, that part" then it hit Naruto "WHAAT!" he yelled with gold chakra starting to leak out. 'shit' the boys thought. At a second they were all behind kyuubi, coward at the sight of a piss out Namikaze. "pease not kill me" they begged, while still hiding behind kyuubi 'cowards' kyuubi thought while rolling his eyes. "kit, all Namikaze are male" kyuubi said plainly. Naruto stopped leaking chakra out and looked at kyuubi "what? why?"
"kit, there never a girl Namikaze, the clan only produce boys"
"so how do they, you know, reproduce babies or generations?"
"thats what the female Namikaze are for"
"oh,"
"any more questions kit?" Naruto shook his head "good" kyuubi eyed Minato, telling him to get up and talk. "hmm, so Naruto do you accept to be a female Namikaze?" Minato asked still behind kyuubi, there no way he'll get close to his son now. 'I dont want to be killed' was all running through his mind. "do I have a choice?" Naruto asked
"not really" Air answered
"ok, got nothing better to do" replied Naruto, nodding Minato got in front of kyuubi walked to where Naruto was standing the entire time, and put his hand on his head. "hmm what are you doing 4th?" Naruto asked. Not listening to his son, Minato concentrate and sudden there was golden charka getting out of his hand. "hmm, dad?" still not listening Minato begin to chant. "oh Flora, goddess of divine flower and light, bless thee one with your divine gift, and unleash his hiding strength and give him the power to use your divine healing powers. Oh mother of our first Namikaze, Fauna, make him into a female Namikaze!" After he finished saying these words, Naruto begin to shine, painful. "ahhhhh! It hurts!" Naruto screamed. "endure it kit!" kyuubi shouted, cheering him on
"yeah, kid, I don't want to die yet!" Air shouted, then got smack on the head by a pissed off kyuubi. "you can do it son! endure the pain, become a female Namikaze!" Minato cheered. That was all Naruto heard, before he black out. "oi wake up kid"
"kid?"
SMACK! "I'm up" Naruto yelled, while wiping his cheeks that just got bitch slap. Opening his eyes he saw it was the same man from before. "Kai?"
"you got kid" Kai smiled 'at least he remembered me' he thought. Getting up Naruto saw that he didn't have any injuries left on him. "nice look, kid, you look like a female Namikaze more now" Kai told him 'what' Naruto thought. Going to the nearest pond, he looked at his reflection, and saw that Kai was right. His blond hair was now longer and had no sigh of spikiness. His skin was more soft, and gentle to touch. His face looked more like a girl then a guy. All in all he look like a girl, expect for his now run-down kill-me orange jumpsuit. 'I look more like a girl now!' Naruto literally screamed but remembered something. Checking to see if his balls are still there, and signing in relief when he felt them. 'at least dad was right' "here" he heard Kai said. Turning around he caught a kimono? It looked just like the one kyuubi was wearing, expect in was dark orange and flower designed on it. "thanks, Ka-, wait where hell did he go!" searching around for his mystery visitor, when he didn't find him, he sighed in defeat. "I guess he go and come when ever he likes" Naruto mummer. He stopped mummering when saw a letter. Walking up and picking it up, he read it aloud. "Dear Naruto, if you are reading this that means I have left. Anyone there three scrolls in this letter, but you have to activity them after finishing reading this letter. The first scroll has all you need to know about your bloodline "bloom" and other female Namikaze stuff. The second scroll content the fan of dragons a really powerful Namikaze weapon, the last one has the sword of Sharingan, but sadly only the person you choice has your mate can use it. Anyway put your blood on the letter and the scrolls will appear to you to use, except for the third one. Green is the first, blue is the second and red is last. good luck and goodbye.
Love your grandfather
Kai Uchiha Namikaze
p.s I was all so married to a female Namikaze, so find someone you love, and live a good life with him, like a did with Aichi. Clutching the letter Naruto smiled, his grandfather was the one who was here and help him unleash his other jailor aka his bloodline or Air, his still confuse who is the other jailor, but right now he was leaning towards his bloodline. Baiting his finger and putting drips of his blood on the letter, it erupted on him, and reveal three scrolls. One was green, the other blue and the last red. 'wow, he was right!' Taking the scrolls he left. 'time to find my traitor of a teammates' he thought 'and get revenge to a certain pink hair bitch' he added. Like the say karma is a bitch, and a certain pink hair bitch was about to find out.
Information
Bloodline: Bloom
Users: Female Namikaze, Naruto
Ability: able to control plants, and flower at will. This does not said ever useful, but bloom can make giant plant beast that are stronger than the nine beast in their beast form. Also are able to make copies of someone, with all their own jutsus applied to them, just like in the anime, but the person needs to touch a flower in their lifetime. Lastly Blooms flowers are also known to never burn, since its a goddess gift.
Weapon: sword of Sharingan
User: who ever Naruto choose has is mate, Kai
Ability: able to control the nine beast, and give sharingan to it user. It also has it own set of jutsu that the user can use. Its known to be the strongest sword known to man.
Weapon: Fan of the dragons
Users: Female Namikaze, Naruto
Ability: able to summoned hurricanes, floods, tornados, and earthquakes and the users will. It known to be able to not miss at all, excepts if the user wants it to. Its called the fan of the dragons, because of its ability to control the five big dragons bosses, who are name Air, Thunder, Aqua, Ground, and Flame.
That my beginning of Sakura's Mistake. review please, be kind and give me suggestions. Please tell me if you want me to continue.
