Muggle Month.

So, I was derping about in French class today, as you do, having finished my test early, and I was hit with an idea. Hogwarts students. Doing muggle school lessons. For a month. And it sounds random, but I swear down it makes sense. Kind of… Well, tell me if it makes sense? Its George/Alicia based, thanks to a new-found obsession. Well… I'll see you at the bottom! ;D

George Weasley sat at the Gryffindor table, leaning on his hand and being completely tired. Oliver had been training them like mental the past few weeks, and he had been up ACTUALLY doing homework last night until early that morning. Love had that effect on people. It made the mind do mysterious things…

Alicia Spinnet was sat just opposite George, her head resting on her arms. She was absolutely shattered, having been up until all hours playing, and thrashing, Katie at chess. She didn't even like chess that much, but Katie wanted to get better. What better way to get better at a game you suck at than to play someone with three times more experience than you? That was sarcasm.

The hall fell deadly silent and Professor Dumbledore got up to speak. Every single head turned to look up at the headmaster, and he cleared his throat.

"Good Evening, all of you. If I could have your attention for just a few moments, it would be appreciated. The Ministry of Magic has-," Dumbledore began, but a loud groan rippled through the hall at the mention of the Ministry. "As I was saying, the Ministry has said that in order to prepare you for later life and the skills you may need to prepare you in order to blend in with muggles, a month of muggle lessons will be undertaken by all students in years five and up. Professor McGonagall will explain more to you about it." He went to sit back down and McGonagall came and took his place.

"Thank you, Professor. Now, about this "muggle month". You will all have to endure a month's worth of lessons which would commonly be taught to muggles. These include English, Maths, Science, German, French, Spanish, Geography and History, Art, Physical Education and a lot more. You will receive your time-tables after dinner, and you are to attend ALL of the classes. No questions, no protests. Twenty points will be deducted for every lesson you skip. You will NOT have to wear robes for the lessons, but your school shirts, ties skirts or trousers and cardigans or jumpers are to be worn. Thank you," Professor McGonagall said, turning around and sitting back in her seat.

Dinner was soon over and McGonagall walked over to the Gryffindor table, clutching a pile of pieces of paper. She handed one to each student, and walked off muttering to herself about the ridiculousness of the idea. George turned to Alicia with a grin, and she gave him one back.

"As much fun as this was, I'm going back up to the common room. I've got a boatload of homework to be getting on with. Coming?" she said, picking her bag up and putting it on her shoulder. He nodded, doing the same and walking towards the end of the table. They had just got out of the door when he pulled the bag off her shoulder, still walking as though nothing had happened. She stopped, staring at him with her eyebrows raised and crossing her arms across her chest.

"D'you mind?" she said, giggling.

"What?" he asked, turning around to face her, carrying her bag on his right shoulder, his own on his left.

"You've got my bag, you little git!" she laughed, walking up to him and trying to grab it off his arm. He only tightened his grip on it, chuckling to himself. She raised her eyebrows challengingly and grabbed his wrists, holding them above his head.

"Can I have my bag back? Like, NOW?" she asked sweetly, not loosening her grip.

"No," he answered simply. She rolled her eyes, pulling his arms down and wrestling him to the floor. He struggled against her surprising strength, and reversed the roles so he was pinning her down instead.

She squirmed free and ran up to the common room, hiding behind the couch. It was shockingly empty for a Friday night, considering usually people would be sitting and getting homework done, to avoid having to do it at the last minute. The only people in there were Fred, Lee and Katie, all sitting by the fire playing exploding snap. George walked through the portrait hole and threw both bags onto the floor. Alicia peeked over the top of the couch and ran out to attack. She grabbed his wrists again, holding them down by his side and grinning.

"Problem, George?" she said sweetly, an evil gleam in her eye. He mock-glared up at her, taking the opportunity to look up into her deep blue eyes. She smirked, dragging him down onto the floor. He managed to flip her over with his knees, so that she was on the floor and he was leaning over her. She laughed, allowing him to hold her arms at her waist, until he accidentally pokes a weak spot in her hip. She burst into fits of giggles as his hand stayed just under her hip-bone, the most ticklish spot on her entire body.

"OI! I'm ticklish there!" she managed to say between giggles, squirming desperately trying to get away from his hand. He considered this a challenge.

"Ooh, where?" he asked, grinning. He brushed the exact same spot a few times, before she pulled one hand free and slapped his arm. It came as such a shock that he released her, and she stood up in ninja-mode.

"If you two are QUITE finished," Lee joked, turning around and rolling his eyes. "We're kinda playing here. If you're gonna be having a wrestling match, then go somewhere else."

"Yeah, honestly guys… It's cute that you're MADLY in love with each-other and all that, but PLEASE don't flaunt that in front of three of Hogwarts' singles, alright?" Katie finished, leaning forward in the chair and looking over.

"Oh. We do apologise. We'll go snog somewhere else. C'mon 'licia," George said sarcastically, dragging her towards the staircase to the Boys staircase. Fred groaned, Lee slapped his head and Katie laughed.

"I was joking, Fred… And Katie, as for your earlier comment, get a boyfriend if you're that lonely," George grinned. Lee's eyes lit up and he turned to face her, but she didn't pick the hint up.

"Oh, sure. I'll just ask Lee or Fred out riiiight here. Hey Lee! Be my boyfriend? Kay-thanks-bye!" she rolled her eyes. Lee's eyes were still brighter than the stars, even if she had been joking.

"W-well… I'll just be off to uh… I'll be off to bed, then," Lee said hoarsely, running up the staircase and blushing like mad.

"What the hell was that about?" Katie asked Fred when the door had slammed.

"You have NO idea, do you?" Fred laughed, looking over at his twin. George shook his head frantically, while the girls wore equally confused expressions.

"Calm your snails. We're not telling you," Fred laughed. Alicia shrugged and walked up to her dorm, shortly followed by Katie. Fred and George were left alone, and Fred saw his chance.

"That was uh… Quite a show you and 'licia had going on. You looked like you could've snogged her face off there and then!" Fred said, his eyes shining.

"Oh, shut up Fred. We were just play-fighting,"

"Play FLIRTING more like! Well, I'm off to bed. Come up when fire-crotch over here has calmed down," Fred grinned, walking up the stairs, leaving George alone.

"Shut up, Fred…" he sighed.

I know that THIS wasn't much to do with the whole muggle thing, but it'll get better! And there MIGHT be some romance along the way. Depending on how many reviews I get. That will also determine whether or not I even continue this. Like I said, it was a random idea from no-where, and I'd love to see where I'm gonna go with this... Review? Thank you! ;3 x