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Bella Swan Month-long vacay with the rents…FML

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Rose Hale I'll miss you bestie!

Tanya Denali Ugh that sucks

Bella Swan IKR!

Emily Coleburg We'll miss you!

Emmet McCarty LOL you're the only girl I know who would complain about a vacation

Bella Swan Stfu

Jacob Black I miss you already babe!

Bella Swan love you!

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Jasper Hale Welcome party at my place on Friday, bring hot girls and tequila

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Seth Clearwater I'm there

Irina Denali Awesome, are you gonna get super drunk and streak again?

Seth Clearwater It happened one time last year, can we stop bringing that up please?

Leah Clearwater LMAOOO he's blushing so hard right now!

Seth Clearwater I hate you

Mike Newton Who's the welcome party for?

Jasper Hale My friend Edward Masen, his family just moved here from NYC

Alice Cullen Babe? Who are the hot girls for?

Jasper Hale For Masen of course, I'm a happily taken man

Rose Hale Smooth

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Ughhhhhh

It's only been a week, but I'm already losing my mind. I'm not sure what's gotten into my Robo-parents, but the suddenly want to…spend time with me? It's sickening, and makes me wonder why they suddenly felt the need to leave their multi-million companies to travel across the country. I can't get them to come to my national cheerleading competitions, but now Renee and Charlie want us to spend an entire month together. I can't remember the last time we've been in a room together for longer than an hour. Now they want to spend a week with each set of grandparents and then a few weeks in the Bahamas for a little relaxation. Hopefully I'll be back in time for the beginning of the school year. Why would they plan this huge trip in August?

I could care less about school, but I was ruling the school and everyone there before I left- and it better be that way when I come back in three weeks. It took me 2 years to become head cheerleader and I'm not giving it up any time soon. I told Rose and Tanya to keep me posted on all the gossip back home, and I told Alice to keep an eye on my boyfriend Jake. I trust him, but the way certain girls (read: Jessica Stanley) looks at him makes my claws come out. Jessica is the biggest slut in the school-but she's one the best cheerleaders on the squad so I have to at least act like I care for her. Jake is the quarterback for the football team, which means every girl-and some guys- in our school drools over him. Hopefully he'll lead us to a State Championship this year, and I'll be by his side the entire way.

Sigh

At least I get to relax for a little bit, and the new scenery is really pretty. I'll have to bring my camera out and take a few photos later. When the sun sets, the landscape will look gorgeous. The Georgia sun is giving me the best tan of my life, and I have time to listen to new music to drown my robo-rents out.

"Isabella!"

Or at least try to tune them out.

I sigh loudly, take my earphones out and turn toward my mother's shrill voice.

"Yes Renee?"

"I've been calling you for 5 minutes!"

"Oh…Sorry."

She sighs in frustration and says" I thought it would be fun if we made dinner tonight, to thank your Nanna and Grandad for their hospitality."

I raised my sunglasses so I could look her in the eye "Us? Cook? Remember what happened last time?" I replied incredulously. The last time Renee had us try to cook, we almost burned down the west wing of the house. That was 3 years ago, and we've had a full time chef ever since.

"Oh come on Isabella, its only spaghetti, no one can mess up spaghetti" Renee pleads. I try not to grit my teeth when she calls me Isabella, I've told her countless times I prefer Bella, but she says Isabella is "more professional and classy."

I stare at her for a few seconds, see that she's not gonna let it go, and give in. I leave my People magazine by the pool and follow my mother inside. Somehow we manage to make the pasta with few issues- though it took us an hour and a half, we got it done. We called for Charlie and my grandparents to come and eat.

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