Diclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I don't even own this entire Idea. (only half of it.)
Itachi's list of things to do on his day off:
beat up little brother
rob a bank
kill some villagers
get a manicure
beat up little brother again
burn a building
fart on family graves
stock up on Garnier Fructis
punch a baby
stop for lunch at a certain ramen stand, make the fox boy pay his bill
mess with little brother's head
head home to the Askuki and congratulate himself on a day well spent
Gaara's list of things to do on his day off:
build a very large sand castle
shop for eyeliner
make those who step on his sandcastles go "squish" with sand coffin
kill a squirrel
Naruto's list of things to do on his day off:
stock up on Raman
train
wonder why im a loser
envy sasuke
ignore hinata
try and think of a better catch phrase than "trust in it!"
Sasuke's list of things to do on a day off
loathe itachi
find more uhchia clan t-shirts (need more)
break sakura's dreams into tiny bits
psychologist?
hate on someone
stare at myself in mirror
buy more mirrors
kick over gaara's sandcastle
Ignore incest fanfictions…….. him??? HIM???
