Diclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I don't even own this entire Idea. (only half of it.)

Itachi's list of things to do on his day off:

beat up little brother

rob a bank

kill some villagers

get a manicure

beat up little brother again

burn a building

fart on family graves

stock up on Garnier Fructis

punch a baby

stop for lunch at a certain ramen stand, make the fox boy pay his bill

mess with little brother's head

head home to the Askuki and congratulate himself on a day well spent

Gaara's list of things to do on his day off:

build a very large sand castle

shop for eyeliner

make those who step on his sandcastles go "squish" with sand coffin

kill a squirrel

Naruto's list of things to do on his day off:

stock up on Raman

train

wonder why im a loser

envy sasuke

ignore hinata

try and think of a better catch phrase than "trust in it!"

Sasuke's list of things to do on a day off

loathe itachi

find more uhchia clan t-shirts (need more)

break sakura's dreams into tiny bits

psychologist?

hate on someone

stare at myself in mirror

buy more mirrors

kick over gaara's sandcastle

Ignore incest fanfictions…….. him??? HIM???