Rebellion of Elves
One normal day in Valinor, everything was going fine. (It always did.) The elves were singing, playing, talking, dancing and reading. But for some reason, the elves called Celeborn, Galadriel, and Elrond were not having the best of time. Live in an Elf haven was getting really boring. As they mope, the Valar sit in their council room to have a meeting. All the Valar are there including Sauron, who is tied in chains.
Ulmo stands up to address the Valar, "I called you all today so-"
Elbereth and Yavanna are having a giggly conversation, "Last week at that Elf Mall, they had the most cutest dress and I was like, Oh My God!"
Ulmo sighs and as he tries to get the two Valier on topic Mandos and Lorien start having a heated debate.
"No way!" Mandos shouts, "Just because we can take whatever shape we want doesn't mean we can't feel pain! Watch."
He turns around and punches Tulkas in the stomach.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOWWWWWW," cries Tulkas in pain.
None of the Valar has ever fought anything, so it looks fun to them. Elbereth turned to Nessa and grabs her hair. Pretty soon the Valar Council Room has turned into a wrestling arena.
Some elves outside heard noises in the room so a young elf comes and knocks on the door. Ulmo opens the door looking tired and weary. The elf asked, "Is everything OK? We heard lots of grunts in there."
Ulmo reassures him that everything is fine, but the elf looks behind him. Este kicked Orme in a place where humans and elves don't like to be kicked. Elbereth grabbed someone's head and smashed it against hers. All of this was done while the Valar were yelling and screaming at each other. Sauron breaks out of his chains and joins in the fight. The elf turns to his companions, "Fight!" he yells.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY," all the elves yell. They all run to the council room. Celeborn, who is under a tree, takes advantage of this moment by sticking his leg out to trip all the elves. So, instead of running to the door, they flew to the door. Fifty elves that were flying though the air mauled Elbereth, who had finished beating up Aule. Outside, Celeborn and Galadriel ran towards ships that they were planning to take to middle earth. They ran into Elrond and he went with them. The three held hands as they ran to the harbor. As the ship was pulling away, the Valar ran to the harbor, bruised and black eyed. Celeborn and Elrond ducked.
Elbereth screamed, "Galadriel, Get back here right now!" She kept yelling for a long time. The whole time Galadriel yelled, "I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care!" As they left they noticed that lots of other ships were leaving with them. Only a few hundred elves stayed with the Valar. Galadriel smiled. Her boring life at Valinor had ended.
