Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Target and if I did I would buy a lot of stuff yeah I love to shop

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Target and if I did I would buy a lot of stuff yeah I love to shop

A/N: I will have a few A/N moments in this series… it will look like this (blah blah) but I won't say blah because that is a waste of time

Tell Me I'm Pretty

A Sasuke Uchiha story

The story begins: "sexynojutsu!" Naruto yelled as he turned into a girl.

"Huh" Sasuke exclaimed "Why would you ever want to be a girl, well YOU are stupid but I would never want to be a girl." Sasuke walked off and… well that is all he remembered.

Now the real story as SASUKE

"Miss? Miss? Are you okay?"

"Who are you calling mi… OHMIGAWD! WHYAM I IN A SKIRT" it went on like that.

"Oh you must be Suki Uchiha. I was supposed to get you. I am Nurse Tsunade, and this is my assistant Katsuyu." Katsuyu is a slug. But I knew that because Tsunade is our Hokage. Back where things made sense. "Shizune is back at the school" Oh Shizune I know her. This is going to be a long day.

"Kakashi! Stop reading and meet your new student, Suki Uchiha. This is your advisor, Kakashi Hatake." (Kakashi was and is a boy)

"Ok, Suki, yeah this is your room. You are rooming with some other girls and yeah, I'm going to go read make out paradise." Typical Kakashi.

"Hi I'm Naruko Uzumaki"

"Tenten, I don't have a last name"

"I'm Hitomi Hatake" oh, so those are my roommates-wait what am I thinking- "there are some guys here, Saku Haruno, Kiba, oh he is so cute, Hinoto, and Neji." This is so creepy

Did you like it? I know it is short, I am working on the next chapter