Dancing with the blossoms
Author: Everkitsune
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Disclaimer: Dynasty warriors belongs to Koei! Though I wish it was me…
This is the only time I shall say this: There are hints of yaoi and non cannon pairings in later chapters
Summary: Zhou Yu and Lu Xun are turned into girls--how shall Wu deal with this problem?
EDIT: I have fixed this chapter finally, sorry for my laziness!
Prologue
Sima Yi smirked to himself as he watched his two men move into the Wu camp with his spyglass. He stood on top of an archery tower, "Good, all is going according to plan. Soon the two strategists of Wu, Zhou Yu and Lu Xun shall be too preoccupied to lead the Wu forces to victory."
"My Lord," An archer looked at Sima Yi questioningly, "Why not use this stealth to your advantage and poison them?" The man cringed at the evil look he was given for his question.
"Fool that would lead Wu into battle against Lord Cao Cao. This way shall be much more amusing to behold and they shall have absolutely no proof that it is us here in Wei." Sima Yi gave a smug smirk at the soldiers response. And then...if all goes according to my ultimate design, he shall be mine.
"I-ah-understand sir," The archer quickly stepped back to his post with the other archers, all of which were murmuring to themselves and shaking their heads in disbelief. Sima Yi looked into the spy glass once again and smiled to himself, as his two sergeants made their way back to the Wei camp.
Chapter One
Zhou Yu rolled over in his bed and slowly opened his eyes to be greeted by the early morning sunlight coming in through his tent. He pushed the blankets off him and stood up from his bed. The Wu strategist could feel a strange taste in his mouth, so he poured himself a glass of water and downed it in a few gulps. He glanced in his mirror dazedly, fighting off the effects of sleep. His mind suddenly halted, and his eyes flew back to the mirror in amazement.
His eyes widened in disbelief as he stared back at a girl with dark hair and eyes. She wore the same outfit Zhou Yu had worn to bed. "What is this?" He dropped the cup and put a hand to his chest, feeling the one thing he knew was totally and utterly impossible to feel on a man. He barely registered the fact that his voice had changed to a higher pitched tone.
His scream could be heard throughout the camp.
Zhou Yu stepped backwards and collapsed on his bed, as he stared at his reflection in disbelief. The ultimate fact was, he had been transformed into a girl. Unless of course the pressure of command was finally getting to him and he had lost his mind. "Gods what has happened to me?" he whispered, as he heard a familiar voice outside his tent.
"Zhou Yu?" His sworn brother, Sun Ce threw back the tent flap and entered the tent. Zhou Yu jumped to his feet in surprise as Sun Ce's face turned down into an angry scowl"Who the hell are you? Where is Yu?" The Little Conqueror exclaimed, anger clouding his features. "If you've done anything to him, I swear I'll kill you, girl or not!!" He raised his tonfa and glared to prove his point.
Zhou Yu's eyes widened in alarm, as his Sun Ce started to charge towards him. "No Sun Ce! Stop! I am Zhou Yu!" He cried, before Sun Ce attacked him.
Sun Ce's eyes widened in shock, and he fell off balance, falling into a pile of scrolls. Zhou Yu's eyes narrowed in sudden anger and he shoved sun Ce away from them "Get off of those! If you ruin those, we'll lose our plan's for the next battle!"
Sun Ce scrambled off of the scrolls as the beautiful girl who claimed herself as Zhou Yu gathered them up and put them back neatly where they belonged. "Sun Ce, I know you have trouble controlling your actions, but if you don't take greater care of your surroundings, you will find yourself dead."
Sun Ce blinked, "Alright already, you win! I believe you okay? God, no one else has ever cared about those stupid scrolls but Yu and other smart ass strategists." Suddenly, they heard the scream of a young girl. "Zhou Yu?"
"Yes?" Zhou Yu stood, gazing at his sworn brother.
"Do you think that anyone else could have changed like you?" Sun Ce and Zhou Yu exchanged alarmed glances.
"Lu Xun," They gasped at the same time and together they ran to the young prodigy's tent.
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Lu Xun stared at his reflection in horror, a strange girl with chestnut hair and a small, slender frame staring back at him with an equally astonished look. "This cannot be happening! This is impossible!" He covered his mouth as the female version of his own voice came out. He shut his golden eyes tightly, and turned away from the mirror. His breath escaped his mouth in short, quick gasps.
He ran out of his tent, heading for the only person he knew of that might be able to help him. His superior tactician- Lord Zhou Yu.
As he left his tent, however, he ran into a hard object and fell to the ground with a grunt. "Lu Xun?!" He looked up to see Sun Ce and gasped in terror.
"My Lord! I-I am sorry!" Lu Xun gasped, flushing with embarrassment. His eyes widened in astonished surprise as he glimpsed the beautiful woman next to his Lord's eldest son. "My Lord Zhou Yu!"
"Oh dear," Zhou Yu managed to spit out, "It appears we have quite a dilemma."
TBC...
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