This is my response to literarylemming's "Five Meme" request.
First Rock From the Sun
Simon, I must. I need to defeat this, or it will haunt me forever. I will not fail.
Right, Water-Girl. Way to go. Because you know what happened last time you were going to master this challenge.
This should not be difficult. It is solid; I am liquid. We are the same.
You're the most agile, dangerous, sexy genius pilot to ever set foot on this go se satellite they have the nerve to call a planet. Just play it cool, River. Walk tall, gorgeous.
What are you looking at, buddy? Yeah, that's right, you sleazy hun dan; you better think twice before messing with me. You walk alone!
I am prepared to meet the challenge. It is time.
Or not.
Rutting hell. What backbirth decided it would be a good idea to freeze ice cream on a bloody string?!
Oh, for—. Jayne's seen you, and he's laughing like you're even dumber-looking than he is in that god-awful orange monstrosity you "borrowed." Way to remind him just how not childish and incompetent you are, Riv. Let's just congratulate you on your complete success in everything today.
Fuck.
