Don't ask why I'm writing this, it just came to me. Like I said in A New Era, it turns me on, and I know it does for others too. Also, there's no other fanfic on the internet that's like this. There's a hiccup one, but not this. Plus, Nami's one of the sexiest characters in anime, so hopefully a few people will read this and it won't just sit here collecting dust. Keep in mind, I am mainly going for comedy with this story. Enjoy!
Summary: One evening at dinner, the Strawhat Pirates try to get Nami to act like the rest of them. And that of course, means being untraditional and wild. And THAT of course, means burping. Nami claims that the day when they hear her burp in front of them will never come. However, the meal that Sanji cooks gives her a stomachache, and a bad case of gas. Maybe that day is coming sooner than they think. LuNa. Post TS, assume it's after the whole Zou Arc Sanji wedding thing.
A day like any other on the Thousand Sunny. Now that they had left Zou, and sorted out the business with Big Mom and thwarted Sanji's wedding, things had finally seemed to be getting back to normal. Brook was in the music room practicing piano. Franky and Usopp were having a shooting contest at various targets in the sea again. Robin was reading in one of the lounge chairs. Chopper was sitting next to her, reading a medicine book. Sanji was in the kitchen finishing up dinner. Zoro was sleeping next to his swords, where else would he be? Nami was lying on the other lounge chair, resting. And Luffy was on the Sunny's head, watching the sunset with a smile.
Chopper glanced over, curious as to why the captain was so carefree.
"Hey Luffy, what's with you?" he asked. The others looked at him. Nami sat up and took her sunglasses off, looking over at her closest friend. The two of them had been inseparable since reuniting on Zou. They had spent more time together, and Nami didn't even yell at him as much anymore. Sometimes when stopping at an island, she would even take him shopping with her and Robin. Granted, at first Luffy didn't like the idea, as he'd rather explore, but after a while, he liked to spend time with them.
"I'm just watching the sunset. It's really pretty." Nami stood up and walked over to him now.
"Pretty? Did you of all people just say that something is pretty, Luffy?" she asked sarcastically, laughing. He chuckled slightly, and looked down at her.
"Say what you want, but over the two years separated, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life. Like sunsets, for example. Here, come see." Luffy stretched his arm around her waist and lifted her up to Sunny's head, setting her down next to him. Nami blushed madly.
"Warn me when you're going to do that next time!"
"Hehe, sorry. But look." He pointed to the sky. Nami turned her head and looked out towards the sea. Her mouth opened slightly in amazement. The entire sky was orange, and the waves were calm and moving in sync. The air was fresh and cool, and there were no clouds in sight.
"Luffy...it's beautiful…" she gasped.
"Told you." he smiled, and patted next to him, motioning for her to sit. She did, and the two of them sat together, enjoying the sight before them.
"Hey Robin, are they…" Chopper whispered to her.
"No. At least, not yet." she chuckled. "Though the two of them have been undeniably close since we met up in Zou."
"Let them have their space." Zoro mumbled.
"It reminds me of you, Nami."
"How so?"
"It's orange, gorgeous, and utterly breathtaking. Need I say more?" he said smoothly. She blushed again, and smiled, laying her head on his shoulder.
"You have quite the sly mouth on you, don't you captain? I see why you sit up here all the time."
"It has its perks. You're welcome to come up here any time you want, Nami."
"Aw, you're sweet." she smiled.
"What about me?" Zoro asked.
"No." Luffy said plainly, making the swordsman grin.
"Dinner's ready!" Sanji yelled from inside the kitchen. Robin, Zoro, and Chopper got up and went in.
"Shall we?" Luffy asked. He helped Nami up and they jumped down from the Sunny's head and into the kitchen. They sat next to each other.
"Alright, here you go." Sanji passed out plates of pasta and creamy alfredo sauce with shrimp on top to everyone.
"Wow, Sanji. This smells so good!" Robin told him.
"Thanks. It better taste just as good. This stuff is expensive, and takes all day to cook."
"It's only pasta, how long could it possibly take?" Franky asked.
"It's not just any pasta. It's really expensive and one of the best tasting and richest pastas out there. It comes really hard and stiff, so you have to boil it for a long time to loosen it up."
"That's what she said." Zoro commented before taking a bite. Everyone laughed.
"Hey Moss-head, watch it. Nami and Robin are here, remember?" he said, taking a seat.
"It's alright, Sanji. It was pretty funny." Robin said, chuckling and taking a bite. They continued eating.
"Oh my god, Sanji! This is amazing!" Nami exclaimed.
"I'm glad you like it, Nami-Swan~!" he twirled around.
Later on, they all finished. Brook laid back in his chair and burped.
"Nice one!" Usopp, Franky, and Zoro commented, and followed with belches of their own.
"You are all disgusting." Nami said in an exasperated tone. She facepalmed. Luffy released a huge burp that echoed throughout the whole ship.
"Especially you." she glared at him.
"You're no fun." Luffy pouted.
"This is what you consider fun?" she asked, raising one eyebrow. She looked over at Sanji.
"At least you and Robin have some manners."
"I would never do that in the presence of you and Robin-Chwan." Sanji sighed.
"And you?" Nami looked at Robin, who covered her mouth and released a burp of her own, although much smaller than the others.
"Excuse me. I'm sorry, what?" she smiled at her.
"Never mind." They all looked at Nami.
"...What?"
"Why don't you ever burp?" Luffy asked.
"Because I have self-respect, that's why!" she yelled at him.
"Come on, Nami, admit it. Everyone does it, it's a basic bodily function." Usopp tried to convince her.
"Yeah, I'm aware. And fine, I won't lie. I burp." There was a mixture of laughs and cheers. Nami smirked.
"BUT!" They all became quiet again. She rested her chin on her hand and smiled seductively.
"I sure as hell will never do it in front of all of you!" There was a pause.
"What about one-on-one?" Luffy asked stupidly. Nami looked over at him.
"Well, I suppose the only one I've ever done it in front of is Nojiko and Bellemere, when I was little. And I guess when I have a boyfriend, after a while then I'd feel comfortable if he was."
"So does that include me?" Luffy asked.
"No!" Nami yelled, offended and blushing.
"But you just said boyfriend."
"WHAT?!" Sanji screamed.
"LUFFY, YOU'RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!" she shrieked at him.
"Oh. I see. Nevermind then."
"You're an idiot." she sighed. Nami stood up and walked out of the room. As she opened the door, she glanced behind her at Luffy.
"Come see me in a while, we'll talk about this later. I'll be in my room." she shut the door behind her. After talking in the kitchen for a few more minutes, the rest of them all went to their separate rooms on the ship: Zoro to the Crow's Nest, Usopp to his factory, Sanji stayed in the kitchen to clean up, Chopper to the Sick Bay, Robin to the Library, Franky to his Workshop, and Brook to the Music Room.
X
A few hours had passed since dinner. They had docked at an island for the night. Most of the crew decided to sleep at an inn in order to have some change, as they had been on the sea for a while now. The only ones who decided to stay on the ship were Luffy and Nami. Nami was in the library, reading a book that Robin had about the Warlords. She heard footsteps outside, then a knock on the door.
"Mm? What is it?"
"I'm going to take a bath, alright?" she heard Luffy's voice.
"Okay." His footsteps disappeared, and a minute or two later, she could hear the water going in the bathtub down the hall. Nami went back to reading. All of a sudden, she felt a slight churn in her stomach.
"Hm?" she looked down and ran her hand over it. Then she felt something in her throat. Her eyes widened before she placed her hand over it. After a few seconds, nothing happened, so she took her hand off. A moment or two later:
*Urp* "Ugh." She wiped her mouth and sighed, then smiled. "I told them they would never hear me do it. Nami 1, Crew 0. H-Huh?!" This time she heard her stomach act up again, but it was louder.
"Another one? What was in that food? O-Oh no-!" *BUUURRP* Nami smacked her hand over her mouth fast. That one was loud. Like, really loud. Like, it echoed through the whole library loud. Nami slowly lowered her hand once again. Her eyes were practically popping out of her head, and her mouth hung open.
"Holy...shit...I really hope that Luffy didn't hear that. Thank god that the rest of them are gone for the night. I'd never hear the end of it if Usopp or Zoro had heard that." Nami's stomach gurgled again, really loudly and deeply. Nami was bewildered. What was happening to her?! Her throat started building up and bubbling again.
*UURRP* "Oh my god...What is happening to me?! This only ever happened once before! It was when...oh no...SHIT!" As fast as she could, Nami ran downstairs and into the kitchen. She quickly turned the light on and rushed to the counter. She was looking around frantically.
"Come on, where is it, where is it?! Uggggh, I feel another one-" *BUUUURRRRRP* Nami's burp was loud enough that it rumbled through the entire hallway.
"Excuse me." she said shyly. "Hmm, he must have thrown it out." Nami opened the trash, and at the very top saw a pasta box. She pulled it out and looked at it.
"Rich Angel Hair with Butter: That's one. And the other...she turned the box over and saw the recipe for an alfredo sauce listed on the back.
"Creamy Mozzarella alfredo sauce. It is...It's that same combo from when I was little. Bellemere made this same pasta and sauce for Nojiko and I when we were kids. It was delicious, but it made my stomach hurt and made me burp uncontrollably. Although, back then, it was kind of funny, because I was still little, so they were pretty small. But now…" Nami looked down at her body.
"My body is mature, so they're a lot…" *BUUURRRP* "...Louder…" She walked back up to the library, but stopped in front of the door. Her stomach was still rumbling loudly.
"Ohhh...last time, this didn't go away for hours." Nami groaned.
"Ahhhhh…." She heard a relaxed sigh. Nami's eyes widened. She had almost forgotten: Luffy was still here! He could help her with her problem-
Nami had to stop herself and realize what she was doing. Her hand was only inches from the bathroom door knob. She couldn't go to Luffy now! What was she thinking?! First of all, Luffy was the one who was encouraging her to burp at dinner in the first place. If she went in there now, her mouth erupting with enormous belches, she would never hear the end of it from either him or the crew. Luffy was known to blurt out secrets. Secondly, he was taking a bath right now! He would be completely naked! And Nami had a feeling that if she walked in there burping up a storm, he would end up getting hard. And that would probably get her wet, and it would eventually lead to sex. While she would have no control over her stomach and keep burping. And though she had a crush on Luffy, at the moment, he was just her best friend. They weren't officially lovers yet. So what was she to do?!
She walked away and started pacing back and forth down the hallway. It's not as if it will actually matter. Luffy will be done soon anyway and then he'll come back out onto the ship and hear her. Either way, she couldn't hide it from him if she tried. Wait a minute!
"This could work like hiccups. What if I just hold my breath for a long time?" Nami began to do it, and for a bit it actually worked. But, she could still hear her stomach. She exhaled and thought.
"That will just make it worse for bottling it up inside. Hmmm…" A lot of the time, when Nami had a cold and was coughing, or had the hiccups, she could usually keep it inside of her through sheer willpower when she was in front of the crew or other people. She didn't want to get them sick, nor did she want them to laugh at her having hiccups. Although that would require going into the bathroom with Luffy. And THAT would require seeing his junk.
"Uggghhhh, what do I do?!" she yelled.
"Nami?"
Oh, shit. He heard me. WHAT DO I DO?!
"Are you alright? Is something wrong?" She walked up to the bathroom door.
"Luffy...I...have a problem.".
"Okay, what is it?" he called from the other side.
"Promise you won't laugh? And promise you'll keep it a secret?"
"...Sure."
"Alright. That dinner that Sanji made, it gave me a bad stomachache, and…it's making me…well-" *BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP*
And it was at this moment that Nami officially hated herself. She was almost done explaining, and Luffy was being so understanding, and she had to go and blow it with the biggest, loudest mammoth of a belch she had ever released in her entire life. Her whole face was flustered an entirely new shade of red, and she couldn't find any words to say. She simply stood in silence waiting for Luffy to laugh at her.
"...If it's your stomach that's the problem, have you tried ginger ale yet?" Nami's eyes widened.
"WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!" she screamed, bolting back to the kitchen. Luffy sighed.
She ran over to the counter and found a bottle that Sanji kept in case someone wasn't feeling well. She was about to get a glass, until she heard Luffy yell to her from above.
"Just take the entire bottle with you!" Nami paused, then smiled.
"He knows me well." She picked up the bottle and began drinking out of it. She walked back up to the bathroom.
"Well?" Luffy asked. Nami smacked her lips a few times and waited for a few seconds.
"Hm! I guess it-" *URRRP* "...Didn't work after all…" Nami sighed.
"Nami, do you need me to do anything?"
"Well, I'd *URP* excuse me, like you to, but...you're in the bath, aren't you?"
"Yeah, and?"
"Luffy, I don't want to see you naked!"
"I've seen you naked plenty of times, it shouldn't bother you." Nami thought about all the times that he had seen her with nothing on. To be honest, he was right. And she's never seen him like that even once. It shouldn't bother her as much as it does.
"S-So...you won't mind if I come in?"
"Of course not."
"A-Alright." Nami opened the door, and when she noticed that the room was shrouded in steam, she eased up, happy that it would be hard to see Luffy naked in all of this.
"Luffy, it's really hot in here." Nami said, wiping sweat off her forehead.
"Well then leave the door open. It's not like anyone's coming anyway." Nami opened the door and the steam began to go out the door. This, however, meant that Nami could now see Luffy clearly in the bath.
"...Big…" she whispered.
"Nami…" Luffy said with half-lidded eyes.
"H-Huh?!" she blushed.
"Are you okay? Your nose is bleeding."
"W-What?!" she wiped her nose and saw a small amount of blood on her finger.
"Ugh...I'm turning into Sanji." she mumbled. Luffy chuckled, then patted next to him.
"Come join me."
"L-LUFFY! I'M NOT GOING TO-" *BUUUURRRRP* "GOD DAMMIT!" she screamed.
"Nami, just come on. It'll go away with time. And what better way to kill time than to take a bath?"
"...Well, I guess. Turn around."
"Nami, I already told you."
"Oh, right." She blushed heavily as she stripped all of her clothes off and waded into the bath and sat across from Luffy. She sighed happily.
"See? It's relaxing."
"Yeah." Luffy stretched, and pressed his feet against Nami's.
"Mm?" She looked at him questioningly. "What's up?" Her face was still flushed. Luffy wrapped his toes around hers.
"Luffy…" Nami whispered.
"Nami, isn't it obvious what's going on between us?"
"What do you mean…?"
"I know that you're into me." Nami's face became really red from hearing that.
"W-What are you talking about-"
"Don't deny it, I know it's true. Don't think that I haven't noticed the way that you look at me and act around me. Ever since Zou, Nami. We're more than just friends with benefits. You want me. And I want you." Nami's eyes widened.
"You really *urp* sorry...mean that?"
"I really do, Nami. I love you." Nami looked down and smiled sweetly.
"The truth is, I've always hoped that we would be together, but I never figured you to be one for romance." Luffy stretched his hand and closed the door.
"Well, to be honest, I didn't used to be. But I missed you while we were separated. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I had died at Marineford and never seen you again."
"Hush. That would never have happened, and more importantly, it didn't."
"But I almost did."
"But you didn't. And like I said, that's the part that matters most."
"Hm...you're right. Thanks, Nami."
"You're *urp* welcome. Sorry."
"Don't worry about it. We do it all the time, it's only right that you catch up." he chuckled.
"I'M NOT TRYING TO CATCH UP, YOU IDIOT!" They sat in silence for a few minutes.
"Hey, Luffy…"
"Huh?"
"We just confessed that we love each other. And now...we're just sitting here. We're both naked in the bath, don't you want to...have sex?" she asked, blushing.
"...Only if you want to. It's not something that I would do without your consent, Nami." he said, his eyes closed and his head lying back against the wall of the bathtub. He opened his eyes slightly and looked at her seductively.
"I assume that you want to though. You know, considering that you even bothered asking." Nami blushed furiously.
"Come here." Luffy held his arms out to her. She smirked.
"Be honest, you wanted this too, didn't you?"
"Heh. Maybe." he grinned at her. Nami walked over to Luffy slowly and wrapped her arms around him while he did the same. She sat in his lap and wrapped her legs around his waist.
"Are you ready?" he asked. Nami nodded her head nervously. The both of them slowly leaned in and their lips met in a beautiful kiss. Nami was enjoying every moment of it, but she heard her stomach growl louder than ever before, and really hoped that she could hold it in herself until they were done. Thankfully she could, and they pulled away. Nami stood up again, clutching her stomach.
"Are you sure you're gonna be alright? You're not going to throw up or anything, right?"
"I sure hope not…" She felt it bubbling inside her. This time she decided to simply keep her mouth closed. And finally it came up and erupted through her mouth, still very loud.
*MMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP*
"...Okay, wow. That's like...way past what we do Nami. I never knew that you could burp so loud." The burp that Nami just released was so loud that it echoed through the whole ship, even though her mouth was closed. She felt it too. Unlike the others, this one vibrated violently through her whole body.
She sat back down on Luffy's lap, her face really red.
"I hope you know that I don't mean to be doing this." she muttered, ashamed.
"Nami, you don't have to keep apologizing. I get it, you didn't intend for this to happen."
"Thanks for understanding, Luffy." she smiled. "Besides, I think that was the last one for a while, it was pretty big." she blushed shyly.
"Hehe, that's good. But I didn't mind Nami, it was pretty hot."
"Y-You think so?" This made her really, really embarrassed.
"Yeah, but it doesn't matter to me, because now I'm sure you're happy that they're gone."
"Yeah…"
"...So are they always that big, or…"
"LUFFY!" Nami shrieked. "What, does my burping turn you on?!" Her face was completely flushed.
"...Would you be mad if I said yes?"
"Uh, yeah! Kind of! I-I mean…"
"You mean what? Nami, your nose bled when you saw me. You were as much turned onto me as I was to you, and you know it." At this point, Nami's face just stayed red, it didn't bother changing shades anymore.
"You know, you still didn't answer my question." Nami looked down.
"U-Ummm...y-yeah." she whispered. "They're...always that big...and loud. But they're never as bad as when I have this meal for dinner."
"How do we never hear you?"
"Because I always keep my mouth closed so that you can't hear them. And I'm always somewhere where no one else is. How do you think Robin would react if she knew that her roommate was a burping freak?!"
"Well, I would be…"
"I know how you would be! This is Robin we're talking about, not you!"
"Knowing Robin, she'd probably think it was funny, and tell us anyways."
"Exactly. Robin has a playful and manipulative nature, she likes to mess around with our secrets and have some fun with us sometimes. And this secret would ruin me. So don't tell anyone."
"I don't see what the harm is, Nami. You know as well as I do that our crew is really accepting. They're only going to be surprised and then laugh."
"But what if they tease me about it?"
"Then I'll tell them to stop."
"Oh. Well, that doesn't sound so bad."
"See? If anything, they'll be more shocked at the fact that we're dating."
"That reminds me, I task you with telling them."
"I don't think so."
"What?!"
"We've got to do our fair share, Nami. If I have your back about the burping thing, then you have to have mine with our relationship."
"And how are you going to defend my little mannerism from them without any context?" she asked, smirking.
"Oh, that part's easy. Tomorrow at dinner, you're going to rip one and tell Usopp and the others to leave you alone about it."
"WHAT?! NO WAY!"
"Then I guess I don't have your back now, do I?" Luffy grinned.
"You little...ugh! Fine! Deal! You sly little bastard…"
"I learned from the best!" he chuckled. She slowly smiled and then laughed and the two of them ended up kissing.
X
"Excellent as always, Sanji!" Nami told the cook.
"Thank you, Nami-Swan~!" And as usual, they all burped, and looked at Nami, who was last. She had her elbow on the table and was looking at all of them. She glanced at Luffy, who gave a slight, incognito nod.
*sigh* "Fine." She sat up.
"Hahahaha! No one can resist Captain Usopp's convincing stare of-"
*BUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP* Everyone's jaw dropped, except for Luffy, who just smiled. Sanji passed out from a nosebleed.
'Great, him too, huh?' Nami rolled her eyes at the unconscious, love-struck cook. Nami leaned back in her chair and closed her eyes.
"N-Nami…?" Usopp asked.
"Just so you know, Usopp, I don't plan on doing this every meal. Are we clear?" she asked in a menacing tone.
"C-C-CRYSTAL!" he screamed in terror.
"Good." she smiled sweetly.
"My, my, Nami. You were louder than Luffy." Robin sweatdropped.
"Uh-huh, I know." Nami sighed. "By the way, I have something to tell you guys." she looked around at all of them.
"Luffy and I are officially dating."
"HA! KNEW IT!" both Zoro and Chopper screamed, slamming their fists on the table. Nami and Luffy blinked.
"You knew we were together?" she asked, dumbfounded.
"Nami, let's be real for a minute. You two have been clinging onto each other since Zou. You used to hate it when Luffy touched you romantically, and only you would allow yourself to do it. Ever since then, you two have been laying your heads on one another, watching sunsets, and sharing the Sunny's head!" Franky said. "God only knows what else you did!"
"We made out in the bath." Luffy said plainly. Nami's hair stood on end and her face became flushed.
"WHAT?!" Sanji shrieked.
"Quiet, you!" Nami snapped at Luffy, and punched his head in.
"So that's that." Luffy said, then began chuckling. "Man, you guys should have been here last night! Nami was burping left and right, and then we took a bath together!"
"I told you to shut up!" she yelled, flustered. She quickly knocked Luffy out and carried him over to her room while the others either laughed, jaw-dropped, or in the case of Zoro and Sanji, fought. Sanji was not very happy about Luffy dating Nami.
X
"Robin was nice enough to let the two of us stay in here from now on." Nami told Luffy, patting on the bed next to her. She had shut all the curtain shades and locked the door. She wasn't wearing anything. Luffy stripped off all his clothes too and laid down on the bed next to her.
"She's not going to sleep in the men's quarters, right?" he asked.
"Of course not, she's sleeping up in the bed in the Crow's Nest." Luffy breathed a sigh of relief and then focused back on Nami.
"It's time to go to bed now Luffy."
"Aww, but Nami I want to have sex. We're already naked!" They got under the covers.
"I'm tired, Luffy. Maybe tomorrow, okay?"
"Please~!" he begged. An idea came into Nami's mind. She smirked.
"Alright, fine. Come here." The two of them leaned in and kissed, and Nami prepared herself.
*MRRRRRPPPPPPP* Nami burped right into Luffy's mouth while kissing him. They separated, and Luffy coughed for a few seconds, then passed out with hearts in his eyes.
"Good, now shut up and go to sleep." she smiled, and closed her eyes.
'This was going to be a fun weakness to take advantage of.' she thought, smiling to herself. Not long after, they both fell asleep.
End.
What'd you think? Once again, I was kind of focusing more on the comedy angle, not romance or fetish. As of the moment, I'm keeping it as a one-shot, but if you guys want me to make it into a chapter story, I will. I hope you liked it!
