Played Like A Fiddle (an Ouran High School Host Club oneshot)

Posted: 1 April 2011

Rated: T

Pairing: Hikaru/Kaoru

Summary: Hikaru catches Kaoru in an embarrassing position.

Warnings: Slash and Twincest!

A/N: This is just a short little fic in honor of the holiday. It's my first story in this fandom and it's dedicated to my sister, GaaraIsMe. It's little OOC, but please just roll with it xD Thank you, and enjoy!

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"Oh man, I gotta PEE!" Kaoru held his hands at his crotch as his knees buckled from being squished together. "Why is it always worse when I'm so far away from the bathroom?"

He mumbled to himself as he ran through the halls trying desperately to reach the bathroom before he stained the floor.

He sighed happily as he finally reached the men's restroom. He pushed the door open and had his fly down and was ready to go as soon as he reached the toilet. He sighed again as he finally got to relieve himself, drawing it out so that it sounded more like a moan.

As he finished and closed his pants, the lights suddenly went out. "Um..." he said, looking around in the dark.

"Kaoru..." a soft voice whispered.

He knew that voice. He'd used it himself when performing elaborate displays of affection for his brother in front of the Host Club guests.

"Hikaru? Is that you?" Kaoru called out cautiously.

Then he felt hands on his hips as someone hugged him from behind.

"Yes, brother, it's me." Hikaru cooed into his twin's ear.

Kaoru shivered. "What are you doing?"

"Something I've been dying to do for so long, Kaoru. So very long." Hikaru slid on hand down the back of Kaoru's thigh.

Kaoru's eyes went wide. This can't be happening, he thought. They were brothers! It was one thing to do this stuff as Hosts, but actually meaning it was something completely different! "Hikaru, stop!"

"What, you don't like when I touch you like this?" Hikaru purred. "You seem to like it when we do it in front of the girls."

"But... that's different." Kaoru said, his voice breaking. Though he had to admit, it didn't feel bad to have Hikaru rubbing his hands all over him.

"How? Here, look." Hikaru's touch disappeared for a second as the lights turned back on, but returned immediately. "See how good we look together?"

Kaoru looked in the mirror in front of them. His brother's arms were around his waist and he was leaning into him so intimately. "But..."

"Shhh." Hikaru reached around and softly pressed a finger against Kaoru's lips. "Don't speak. Just feel. I heard you sighing earlier. Why don't you make those noises for me more often? Those sweet moans are like music to my ears, Kaoru."

"Please stop." Kaoru started to sweat. He knew this was wrong, so why was he loving it?

"No, I won't stop." Hikaru squeezed him tighter and ground his hips into his backside. "I've been restraining myself all these years, dear brother. But I just can't contain myself any longer! I'm in love with you, Kaoru."

"Love?"

"Yes. I love you so much." Hikaru placed a light kiss on the back of his brother's neck.

"Hikaru..." Kaoru turned around in Hikaru's grasp and cupped his face. "I..."

Hikaru then smiled and stuck out his tongue. "April Fools!" And with that he left the bathroom, leaving his twin torn between being stunned and furious.