Joss Whedon's the genius, not me.
Written for 15minuteficlet LJ community's challenge #94, the word "discombobulated."Discombobulated
by Zzilly14
"I am so discombobulated, Sarah!" Dawn whined as she entered her dorm. "What do I do?"
Written for 15minuteficlet LJ community's challenge #94, the word "discombobulated."
by Zzilly14
"I am so discombobulated, Sarah!" Dawn whined as she entered her dorm. "What do I do?"
"Um... speak English?"
"Sorry, I've become dictionary gal."
"No big. So why are you... disk-kabob-ated?"
Dawn sighed as she sat down on her bed. "I like this guy, right? Turns out he likes me too, so we went on a date tonight. And had a really good time. And..."
"Kissage?"
"Yes. Actually, it was lots of kissage. It was... nice."
"But?"
"But... it didn't feel right."
"Not what you were expecting?"
"I thought it'd be magical. I mean, it was when I kissed... oh my god!"
"What is it?"
"I've become my sister. I'm Buffy."
"What do you mean?" Sarah wondered.
"I'm only gonna have the hots for vampires, aren't I? No normal guy is ever gonna meet my expectations."
"Vampires?"
"Too bad Spike's dead, at least he had a soul..."
"Now I'm discombobulated!"
