Well here's the multi-chaptered piece that I had in mind. It actually didn't occur to me to use this as a fanfic on here until after I wrote the first entry. Sorry for the lack of creativity in the title. Um. I'm not really sure what else to say, haha.

Disclaimer: Kenny likes to write random quotes/lyrics in his journal, so any of those (they will be italicized) I will just say they aren't mine. Also, all stories told in here are of fictional people and based off fictional events so any names/events that actually relate to anybody are entirely coincidental. Based off true events will be noted. And of course, South Park isn't mine.

Note: In here, Kenny's 22.


Kenny's Journal.

Pre-pages.

Life is Beautiful.

You can't quit until you try
You can't live until you die
You can't learn to tell the truth

Until you learn to lie
You can't breathe until you choke
You gotta laugh when you're the joke

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful
Will you swear on your life
That no one will cry at my funeral?

I know some things that you don't
I've done things that you won't
There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home

I was waiting for my hearse
What came next was so much worse
It took a funeral to make me feel alive

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful
Will you swear on your life
That no one will cry at my funeral?

Date. Who knows.
Time. No one really cares.

"Please fill out this quiz as honestly as possible. If you are unsure about an answer, please insert 'N/A' into the blank. Thank you."

Name: Kenneth McCormick

Nickname: Kenny

Race/Ethnicity: White (Irish)

The feature I get most compliments on are my: voice

My worst habit is: all the drugs I do (mostly coke)

The movie I watch over and over is: any gore/horror flick

My friends always make fun of me for: being poor

I am absolutely terrified of: clowns + the dark

I'm not as tired as I look.

On a random Saturday afternoon, I can be found: playing my guitar or partying

I feel sexiest in: dreads. haha joking

The one thing I know now I wish I knew five years ago is: how to handle things better

I have a crush on: all the Playboy bunnies

My favorite part of my body is: my hands

If I had a song it would be: Sixx:AM - Life is Beautiful

You'd be surprised to find out that I've never: tried shrooms

The best gift I've ever been given was: my 22nd bday bash from every single person I know.

My favorite kind of date is: the one that just has sex

A place I'd like to visit someday is: the inner depths of hell

Favorite food: tuna casserole

Favorite music genre: SCREAMO!

Favorite color: blood red, black, orange + white

Hobbies: playin tunes, singin/writin tunes, holdin parties, chillin around

If I had to give advice to someone about life I would say: Just open your eyes and see that life is beautiful.

Name one thing about yourself not mentioned in this quiz: I'm afraid of commitment.

Comments? To everybody I've come into contact with: I love you all

Signed

Kenny McCormick


Alright, I know it was just a survey and stuff, but that's only the beginning. After this is when the actual entries start. A friend of mine gave me a blank survey with those questions on it and I filled them out as him. It was just to give you a quick look to see what Kenny's personality is like. Of course this survey makes him look like all depressed and stuff, but later on you'll soon notice that he's not really like that.

Thanks for reading!