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Title: The pursuit of happiness.. And sex.

Summary: Damnit Axel, Bend over and take it like a man! Those words were enough for Axel to want him. Axel/Roxas.

Warnings: Yaoi

Don't like it? Then don't read it.

You have been warned.

Pairings: Axel/Roxas

Author notes: Just a sort of opening, teaser thing. Short but sweet, or something like that.

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"Damnit Axel…!'

Axel knows that Roxas Strife is nothing special, well about as much as he can know about a guy he[just ten minutes ago referred to as; 'that-guy-who-sits-behind-me-in-Chem.'

Back to the point. Axel doesn't think Roxas Strife is all that special.

Though now, on a closer inspection of the shorter boy, Axel has come to some sort of realisation.. that Roxas is kind of, sort of, really sexy. Which makes him wonder why on this earth he's never really noticed this Strife kid before.

That howevercould be chalked down to the fact that he never really did pay all that much attention in Chemistry. Well that and Axel rarely ever graces the school with his presence. And when he does decide that 'today might be a fun day to learn.' Ha. He's usually either in Detention or sitting out back doing more 'productive' things with his time, like burning… things or making nice with Larxene. Which in turn.. Lands him in detention.

But despite Roxas being hot, which really isn't anything special by his book. Anyone could be all looks but no smarts.. Or.. Whatever. Anyway, If he had to label the blonde-brown haired teen with just one word, it's 'Insensitive.'

This kid is down right in-sen-si-tive.

Yeah, okay so.. Maybe he shouldn't be passing judgement on someone he's having a conversa- no wait, Scratch that. Argument. with for the first time in.. ever. But it's kind of hard not to pass judgement on some douche bag you're talking to for the first time, who wants to jam needles into places that really don't need to have needles.. Jammed. Especially when one doesn't like needles to begin with.

Hates them to be precise.

And the kid isn't even being nice about the whole thing either. He looks pretty pissed, agitated, tired. Has that look on his face, Y'know the one that that screams, 'I've had way too much crap in one day, and you being a pussy-ass-bitch about having a shot is the last thing I need to do deal with.' Yeah, that kind of look.

Axel would sympathize if he gave two shits.

So this is why Axel has come to the almighty and final conclusion, within the space of five minutes might I add, that Roxas Strife is an insensitive douche bag. And this almighty and final conclusion is why Axel doesn't really consider Roxas Strife, insensitive douche bag, to be anything special.

"…Bend over and take it like a man!"

And this sentence is why Axels almighty and final conclusion lasted nothing but 3 seconds.

Roxas paused.

Axel stared.

The almighty and final conclusion cracked and crumbled.

Roxas Strife you have now been promoted from insensitive douche bag to..

Axels-next-fuck-buddy.

Congratulations.

- Fin. -