Disclaimer:

Me: this is just a random crack idea of mine that has nothing to do with the actual wonderful story.

Lea-chan: aren't they always?

Me: Don't be so mean!

Lea-chan: YOU TRASHED MY SNOOPY COLLECTION SO THAT I WOULD WRITE MORE AND YOU HAVENT WRITTEN IN EVER AND YOU'RE CALLING ME MEAN?

Me: that sounds about right.

The crack idea: tohru has a boyfriend that isn't a sohma…not really able to say no to a pleading face…it makes a most interesting first date with may chaperones with video cameras but what is this? Her date is knocked out and Kyo and her are in the ally? What will they reveal?

CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

"Um hello Miss. Honda-san?" A very bold and daring boy said as he stood in front of Tohru and her four friends from her class.

"Yes?" Tohru squeaked as her friends sized the boy up.

"Can I um-talk to you in private?" He asked pretty much trembling in fear due to the knuckle cracking Arisa was doing.

"Uh-sure!" She said happily as he led her out of the class room down the hall and into a deserted stair well. Instantly he pushed her up against the wall, his hands on her shoulders looking deep into her eyes.

"I'm going to ask you a question in all seriousness and I wont accept a NO!" Tohru could only simply nod as he went on. "I love you and I want to go out with you!" You could hear jaw drops of tohru's four followers.

"I-I-I uh….who are you?" Tohru giggled out of nerves.

"I'm Branu Jones!" (A/N: don't ask it was the first name that came to mind.) he said cheerfully.

"I'll you out with you on one condition……" Tohru pulled on his tie so they were a mere inches apart and spoke so softly that her friends were toppling over one another to hear.