Hi everyone! This is my first uploaded story and for some reason I am up writing it at 5am while my dog is having a spaz attack all by himself, that freakoid! Anyways, I hope you all enjoy this wacko storyline…

Title: Who Loves Me?

Author: Tsuneni Egao

Pairings: ZoroxLuffy,

Disclaimer: One Piece does not belong to me; it belongs to the amazing Eiichiro Oda.

Summary: Zoro finds a list detailing what someone would like to do with him. Who could it be?

Zoro was confused. Not that this was a new feeling for him.

Yet this confusion was different. It wasn't the kind of confusion when he wondered where the hell he was. This confusion stemmed from a random sheet of paper that blew into his face while he was laying down for one of his customary afternoon naps. Normally, this would have just annoyed him but today this sheet of paper caught his attention because his name happened to be written at the top. When he started to read it he could actually feel his eyes becoming wider and wider.

The first thing he read was: Things to do with Roronoa Zoro

This only left him mildly curious because Zoro was picky about doing things unrelated to fighting, drinking, and napping. In that order. It was the next line that started to build his confusion.

Hug Zoro

Now normally this would bother Zoro as he didn't particularly like people to touch him. Yet he knew this had to be written by one of his nakama so he continued on.

Hold hands with Zoro

The confusion intensified. Did this mean what he thought it meant?

Cuddle with Zoro

This was getting to be too much. Cuddling involved prolong exposure to his personal space.

Kiss Zoro

Now this was just getting ridiculous. Why would he want to kiss one of his nakama?

Sleep in the same bed as Zoro

Well hell. Whoever this person was had just entered into the realm of impossible. Zoro knew he would never willingly enter into that kind of sleeping arrangement. He preferred to have room around him in case he had to move over. Sadly, it was increasingly common for things to fly at him while he was asleep, and he needed the extra space so he wouldn't have to move far when something did hit him.

At this point Zoro was thoroughly confused as to why anyone, let alone his nakama, who knew him, would want to do any of this with him. But it was when he got to the last one on the list that he mentally and physically freaked out.

Have sex with Zoro

HAHAHA I'm stopping this chapter here . I'm hoping to update quickly since I'm on summer vacation. Please review (though I'm kind of apathetic so if you don't want to that fine).