Disclaimer: No I don't own any of the Pirates of the Caribbean characters or actors, though I

wouldn't complain if I did, I'm not making money off this or anything...and, well enjoy! R/R

"I hate my life," You whine as you slam your head up against the metal bars in front of

you. Yeah, you're in the brig again. You can hear the fighting up on deck that had been going

on for about 45 minutes. The Black Pearl had attacked the ship you were on, The White Round

Thing. It had already begun to sink.

"Yep, this kinda bites," You say noticing you are ankle deep in water. You peek out the

small round window to see pirates swinging between the ships on rope.

By the time the water had come past your knees you hear the door open and someone,

no, two people approach.

"Ahoy, Lady Sparrow!" One pirate laughed.

"Hi Tom, how ya doin'? Say, hows about helpin' an old friend out?" Giving Tom your

sweetest smile.

"'Ere that, John, Lady Sparrow want us t' 'elp 'er out!" Tom let out a loud bark-like

laugh.

"Um...Parley?" You say as your last resort.

"Oh, ain't th' cap'in gonna be happy t' see ye," John roared with laughter. The two

grabbed the key to your cell, which had be hanging on the wall by a nail, at the same time

and fought over who would be the one to unlock your cell. By no the water was up to you neck

and you were getting a bit impatient.

"Um, guys?" You ask.

"Oy! Right! 'Ere ye go," Tom unlocked the door. The three of you scrambled up on deck,

and on the way John bitch-slapped Tom for singing some stupid song about his heart going

on. The three of you managed to swing onto the Pearl at the last second. You crash onto the

deck, both Tom and John landing on you!

"Oooof! Get off!" You demand.

"Sorry," Both Tom and John yelp as you kick them both off of you. You've always been

able to hold your own against a couple of guys in a fight. Suddenly you noticed you were

sitting in someone's shadow.

"'Ello there," a familiar voice said. You look up to see Barbossa standing over you.

"Yo," you say standing up and smoothing out your clothes. "Um, where exactly is Jack?"

"Marooned him," Barbossa replied.

"Again?"

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Okay, I know it was short. Do you guys think I should continue? Leave me a review and let me

know.

Oh by the way, this is my first PotC fic, so if my pirate lingo is off or something, forgive me,

okay? Please?