Title: She's Pregnant!

Disclaimer: Me no own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Summary: Percy gets Annabeth pregnant. He has to tell his father, the almighty and powerful Lord Poseidon, ruler of the seas. But what he's thinking is, "Oh shit, my dad's gonna kill me." Rated T for drinking and references to sex.

Hi. My name's Percy Jackson. And my dad is going to kill me.

Literally.

My dad's usually a cool guy, even though I don't see him that much. He's usually relaxed about me, and let's me do basically whatever I want. We're a lot like each other. Besides the physical resemblance (curlyish black hair, ocean green eyes), we believe in fighting what we believe in and absolute loyalty.

He's also a really powerful guy. He controls the oceans, and has a hand in all liquids. That's a lot of the globe, no?

And now he's going to kill me.

You might think I'm crazy, and maybe I am. Crazy for not using the condoms. You might think I'm raving, and maybe I am. After all, these probably will be my last words.

I got my girlfriend pregnant.

I've known Annabeth Chase for a long, long time. Ever since we were kids, just twelve years old. We've been through a lot together. We've even defeated the evil Kronos guy (worst grandfather in the world) together!

Right now, she's in Harvard, studying. To her, everything is a learning experience. I don't mind as long as I'm not the one who has to do the learning.

But she's really, really smart. You would've thought she was smart enough not to drink so much.

Hell, I knew I shouldn't have drunk so much at that party. It was the annual Olympian winter council, and everyone had a rocking good time. A lot of people got drunk.

Grover got drunk! Well, he does that all the time, but still! And even Thalia got a little woozy from the alcohol, too. Nico, who's only sixteen, got so drunk he almost fell off a balcony, threw a vase at his dad, and had a hell of a hangover when he woke up.

Annabeth and I just snuck into one of the many spare rooms.

We emerged the next morning, embarrassed. Very embarrassed. We avoided eye contact and kept our talking to a minimum. I think that Athena noticed, and that she has her suspicions. I hope that she doesn't send a monster to rip me apart.

I think Nico noticed, too. He's a really sharp kid, even after he has a lot of painkillers in his system. But he left early because Hades got angry once he found out that his son got drunk. ("Underage drinking has cause so many deaths, I know because I'm the king of the Underworld. I'm your father and I command you to leave. Blah blah blah.")

About two months later, Annabeth and I met again. She asked to meet me at that little café we always go to. She sounded vague and worried, so I got in the car and rushed there.

We both enjoyed our strawberry shortcakes. They are quite delightful.

Then Annabeth said, "Percy. I'm pregnant."

I will not lie. I fainted.

When I came around, I was already thinking of my parents. My mom would be angry, no doubt, but understanding enough. By the time Annabeth was three months pregnant, she would already be picking out the baby's clothes.

My dad, though…I imagined a bunch of bloody scenarios that were not pleasant to my mind's eye.

So here I am, outside my father's room. Lord Poseidon's naughty little son, awaiting punishment. Right now, I'm going to write my last will, and then talk to my dad. Ahem. Here goes.

The Last Will and Testament of Perseus Poseidon Jackson.

I, Perseus P. Jackson, being sound of mind

HOLY SHIT! THE DOOR OPENED AND MY DAD'S STARING AT ME! Good bye world, it was nice knowing you.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He knew.

Because he had a videotape of us that night. (Who knew that the Olympians always had all the rooms under surveillance?)

How freaking embarrassing.

He didn't kill me.

Instead, he showed it to my two uncles. Then Zeus showed it to Thalia, and Hades managed to snatch a copy of it for Nico. It went downhill from there.

Everyone knew.

I would kill myself, but then my son or daughter would have no father.

(Okay, not exactly my style, but I spent a whole fifteen minutes on this!)

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

In celebration of the fourth PJO book (Battle of the Labyrinth, coming out in May), I will be doing a request fic for the lucky fourth person who sends me a PM with the following:

Basic plot summary. Must be short enough to fit in. (Example: Percy and Grover must fulfill a prophecy that involves two other mysterious demigods.)(Example 2: Annabeth goes on a quest by herself to save Percy.)

Ending. Just write a few sentences. (Example: Percy and Grover find the demigods and fight with the Kronos kids. They later go to Camp Half Blood.) My examples suck.

Pairings if any. No homosexuality. (Percabeth, Percianca, Thaluke, etc. Okay, I made up weird abbreviations, but who cares! Moving on.)

Number of chapters. (Limit: five)

Title (Cuz I'm too lazy to think of one for your summary)

Other: Must not be rated 'M' as I see it, only up to three deaths (it would be weird if everyone died), can be a crossover to my other fics

ANOTHER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

For the lucky eleventh person, I will do a oneshot.