Authors Note: At first I only made this story to parody bad fanfiction, but now I'm kind of wanting to do more with it. I will mention now, I do have a few ideas for the first few chapters of this, but I'd still like a little help from you guys. If you've seen ridiculously overdone ideas that are generally always badly written tell me about them in the review box, and if you're feeling mean give a story example, because I will read it so I can know how to parody it.

If you decide to help thanks, if you don't I'm still glad that you're reading this.

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-Midnathething

Hidan knew he had a slight tendency to be just a little rude, impulsive and violent sometimes, but he would still say, even if he hadn't been asked, that he wasn't stupid. He would also point out he hadn't been the idiot who'd upset the strange redhead, that had all been Kakuzu's fault. Even though Hidan hadn't recognized the redhead, he'd never known the guy, why should he have, the Jashinist had known.

The albino man had known that the strange redhead with the aura of insanity drifting around him had been an Uzumaki. Which was why he got the fortune of explaining to the Akatsuki that, no, he hadn't been the one to pick the fight for once, and no, the supposed curse the redhead had laid upon them all wasn't his fault. The fact the the missing ninja didn't seem to believe him was just a little frustrating though.

"I'm telling you shitheads, the second we let out guards down, some shit's gonna happen!" Hidan shouted, his frustration slowly building. "The redhead felt crazy and the asshole flung a seal at us! There's no way in hell he wasn't an Uzumaki!"

Everyone looked to Kakuzu to confirm or deny Hidan's story.

The former Taki ninja awkwardly cleared his throat. "Well, he was definitely a redhead, and he definitely threw something at us that vanished without a trace... If this is an Uzumaki we've upset, what do you think he'll do?"

Itachi, who had previous Uzumaki exposure, cleared his throat quietly, hoping the action wouldn't trigger a fit of coughing. "That all depends on what the redhead said, do either of you remember his exact words?"

Hidan simply snorted while Kakuzu rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"I can give you a few clips of the conversation and the general gist of what he said." The Taki ninja offered.

Sir Leader nodded, giving Kakuzu the signal to speak.

"He pretty much said we suck, something about ramen, and that we'd pay for what we'd done. His exact words on that last part were, "Mark my words, Akatsuki, you will all pay for this mistake." . He also mentioned something about defiling the ramen so we can assume his method of attack, whatever it'll be, will be horrible."

"... You did something to a strange redhead's ramen? What did you expect to do? Summon Hidan's strange god or something?" Kisame demanded, his face falling into his palm.

"I must agree with Kisame on this." Sasori stated, a hint of irritation in his tone.

"Why the hell do the rest of us have to suffer for what you two did un?!" Deidara demanded angrily.

"While I'm technically not in this group, I do still have the ring." Orochimaru commented, making his appearance known. "Am I going to have to deal with this too? Because I will be very displeased if I must."

"In case you missed it Orochimaru," Konan began sweetly, "No one is happy to have to deal with this."

"What about Tobi? He's never had a ring but he's still part of the group. Will anything happen to him, and if anything does happen, how will we know if he's safe?" Zetsu asked, frowning.

"... We're just going to have to hope for the best, if it's some sort of illusion or false world we'll have to wait it out. If it's some sort of attack we'll need to take many cautions." Itachi hummed, glancing at the hologram of Orochimaru. "And why is he here?"

"I get the feeling you don't like me Itachi-Kun." Orochimaru commented, sounding thoroughly amused.

"We're just going to have to wait it out." Nagato decided, frowning. "Everyone be ready for either long term unconsciousness or a fight. This means no stairs Hidan, Kakuzu."

There was a bit of grumbling but Sir Leader's verdict was accepted.

. . .

A few day had passed and the Akatsuki, plus Tobi and Orochimaru, had almost forgotten about the threat. This was of course then the seal had to activate itself.

With a painful jerking and a strange spiral the missing ninja all felt themselves pulled away from their bodies and thrown. The experience was incredibly disorienting and knocked out even Deidara who was used to traveling roughly.

The missing ninja were unable to awaken, unable to see what fate awaited them.

Unable to realize just how much they were going to hate the seal of the strange Uzumaki.