Disclaimer: I do not own Noblesse and am making no profit from this work of fiction.

Warnings: Suggestive themes, OOC, light shounen-ai, underage seduction, and maybe a bad word somewhere in there.

Author's Notes: This is completely OOC, but I adore these two nerds together and… hey, that's what fan fiction basically is half the time.


BEING A HYUNG

"Hyung? Did you not like it? D-Did I do it wrong?"

Tao didn't know what to answer first. He sat shell-shocked on the couch in his room; Ik-han sitting in-between his legs, looking rather... well, sexy.

No! He shouldn't be thinking those thoughts. Ik-han was an underage kid. And a kid who looks up at him as an older brother, no less. He wasn't supposed to be an object of lust for the boy, no matter how many hormones wracked Ik-han's young firm body.

What. The. Hell.

"Yes, Ik-han."

From the look of hope in Ik-han's eyes being dashed, Tao figured that was the wrong answer. The hopelessness in Ik-han's eyes struck him so hard he fell back against the couch from the weight of it. He quickly corrected himself and said, "No! You didn't do anything wrong, per se. I mean the kiss wasn't okay. I'm your hyung, Ik-han. Not to mention I'm a male, and you're... a male. I'm sure there's plenty of girls at school you should be doing that with."

That sounded like a good enough explanation for now. In hindsight, Tao already pictured himself standing in the shower, pumping his erection to the memories the two of them were making presently.

"S-So... I did do something wrong." The rejection in Ik-han's eyes stabbed through Tao's heart.

He, again, corrected himself. "No! I shouldn't be admitting this, but the kiss was good. I-I liked it a lot. But I'm much older than you Ik-han and if anyone found out about this... I'd go to jail for a long time."

Forget jail. If M-21 or Takeo (maybe even Regis) found out about this, no doubt Tao would find himself in a world of pain. Would M-21 turn wolf and gobble him up? Would he be shot to death? And who knows what 'Mad Regis' can do when he's pushed to his limit.

All good questions with nobody to answer them for him.

"Do you not like me?

Ik-han's whimpering question reaches Tao's befuddled brain, and he looks back to the boy. Despite the age difference, the fact they're both males, and Ik-han has a hero-worship thing for Tao, he really is cute.

And so earnest.

Tao looks Ik-han straight in the eyes. "Look, Ik-han. Let's make a promise, when you become an adult stand in front of me and try this again. I won't do anything with you until you've become a proper adult."

Tao crosses his arms across his chest hoping this gesture will solidify he means what he says. The words are the truth; Tao likes Ik-han and the devious part of his mind grins at the image of an older version.

'He's going to be sexy as hell.'

Tao thinks, closing his eyes in excitement.

Before he knows it, he has a present day Ik-han hugging him with exuberance. "Ah, Ik-han. Did you not hear me when I said no hanky-panky until you're older?"

Tao is about to move the smaller boy away when Ik-han giggles, "It's a promise, hyung."

Tao breathes out a sigh and smiles into the boys' shoulder. This version is too damn cute!

Wait.

Tao's mouth twitches in panic and he feels all-consuming dread fill his entire body. Something hard is poking him in the stomach.

"But, hyung? I'm very itchy down there. Can you please help me?"


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