Mikasa vs. Maka!
Maka: Your show don't deserve a season two
All you deserve is to be under a titans shoe
Your so obsessed with your tiny weak brother
That you don't even care about your team being smothered
I'm a meister at the school, The DWMA
You're a chick that can't hit and will die after today
Unlike you, I actually care for my team
You think you will win? Ha, in your dreams
Mikasa: I'm sorry, What? I didn't quite hear
I only heard a squeal ring through my ear
Your scythe had to rescue you five times
If it weren't for him, you wouldn't be alive
Stop acting so tough, unless you have a death wish
Cuz I will take you down fatser than an abnormal titan, bitch
Congratulations, you defeated the Kishin
In the amount of time, I killed fifteen titans
Now get your head out of your ass and listen to me
Insult Eren again and my blade will be the last thing you see.
Maka: This is boring, lets double things up
Mikasa: bring it on, we will mess your shit up
*Soul and Eren walk in*
Soul: A rap battle, huh? Sounds cool
The only problem is I'm going against this fool.
You kill Titans but you are one yourself
Plus you fight with Levy the elf
I'm the coolest scythe you will ever meet
My rhymes are so fine, you've already been beat
I ate ninety nine Kishin souls just like that
Eren: but lost them after eating a soul of a slutty cat.
You can turn into a scythe? How cute
I can turn into a titan and make you look like tomato soup
I'm so fast, I'm so strong, I'm so cool, i'm so fine
On IMDB, our show is rated 8.9
Your show is only rated an 8, you see
And I don't see any of your shirts at HMV
Maka: We may not have lots of merchandise and shit
But we have ten times more fanfictions on
42-42-564
You'll be writing this number when we beat the scores
Sorry, but this battle has ended in time
Soul: you had your chances, now your souls are mine
Who won?
Whose next?
