Mikasa vs. Maka!

Maka: Your show don't deserve a season two

All you deserve is to be under a titans shoe

Your so obsessed with your tiny weak brother

That you don't even care about your team being smothered

I'm a meister at the school, The DWMA

You're a chick that can't hit and will die after today

Unlike you, I actually care for my team

You think you will win? Ha, in your dreams

Mikasa: I'm sorry, What? I didn't quite hear

I only heard a squeal ring through my ear

Your scythe had to rescue you five times

If it weren't for him, you wouldn't be alive

Stop acting so tough, unless you have a death wish

Cuz I will take you down fatser than an abnormal titan, bitch

Congratulations, you defeated the Kishin

In the amount of time, I killed fifteen titans

Now get your head out of your ass and listen to me

Insult Eren again and my blade will be the last thing you see.

Maka: This is boring, lets double things up

Mikasa: bring it on, we will mess your shit up

*Soul and Eren walk in*

Soul: A rap battle, huh? Sounds cool

The only problem is I'm going against this fool.

You kill Titans but you are one yourself

Plus you fight with Levy the elf

I'm the coolest scythe you will ever meet

My rhymes are so fine, you've already been beat

I ate ninety nine Kishin souls just like that

Eren: but lost them after eating a soul of a slutty cat.

You can turn into a scythe? How cute

I can turn into a titan and make you look like tomato soup

I'm so fast, I'm so strong, I'm so cool, i'm so fine

On IMDB, our show is rated 8.9

Your show is only rated an 8, you see

And I don't see any of your shirts at HMV

Maka: We may not have lots of merchandise and shit

But we have ten times more fanfictions on

42-42-564

You'll be writing this number when we beat the scores

Sorry, but this battle has ended in time

Soul: you had your chances, now your souls are mine

Who won?

Whose next?