Title: Bring Him Home

WARNING: This fic contains implied m/m sex. I do not want ANY emails telling me how you don't like this kind of stuff. If you do not like it, don't read the damn story. It's that simple. Honestly, if you don't like this stuff, and read it anyways… well, that just makes you an idiot if you flame me. All flames will be met with Hanson mp3s of "MMMBop". If you can't say something intelligent, keep your mouth shut. I have no tolerance for flames.

Cast (in order of appearance)

Seamus Finnigan…………Sampson

Dean Thomas.……………Gregory

Marcus Flint.…………….Abraham

Blaise Zabini…………….Balthasar

Vincent Crabbe………….Benvolio

Fred Weasley……………Tybalt

Sirius Black……………..Capulet

Remus Lupin……………Lady Capulet

Severus Snape…………..Montague

Steven Vector………….. Lady Montague

Albus Dumbledore…….. Prince Escalus

Draco Malfoy………….. Romeo

Hagrid…………………..Paris

Madam Pomphry……….Juliet's nurse

Harry Potter…………….Juliet

Gregory Goyle………….Mercutio

AN: This is the casting up to and including most of Act I Scene IV.

Title: Just like Romeo and Juliet

Author: Snape no miko

Rating: (G- NC-17 maybe]

Spoilers: Oh come on! Everyone's read Romeo and Juliet!

Warnings: Watch for falling ro- oops. Wrong warning… um… how about

construction ahead?

Summery: Draco and Harry find a love for each other as the tension between

the two houses grow. For all intents of keeping this in the slash category,

and my attempts to avoid het if at all possible, McGonagall isn't head of

Gryffindor. Sirius is. You know. Poetic license. Yeah…

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, and I most definitely did NOT write the original Romeo and Juliet… just look at what I'm doing now! We all know Shakespeare isn't this twisted!

Note: The cast list above is just to say whose in whose roles. Seamus isn't really Sampson, that's just the approximate role he has in this conflict. Harry and Draco are in their seventh years, because I don't feel like reading under aged stuff at the moment.

Dedication: To Kristin, for pushing me to write this, bashing me over the head, keeping my headaches away, making me laugh, and running around with

me despite my weirdness. I'll convert you to slash yet.