TRG: Hiya, and welcome to the ficcy, sorry to all the Sasusaku pairing fans, but it kinda annoys me after seeing two billion of them.


I don't own Naruto

"Sakura," Sasuke said, a gentle look in his dark eyes.

"Yes?" Sakura spoke softly, her hair blown back gently by the wind.

"There's something I've been wanting to tell you for a while" he says, blushing.

"What is it Sasuke?"

"Sakura, I- I love you!" he blurts out, and they join in a passionate kiss in the moonlight.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Good morning and welcome to It's never gonna happen! Today's guest is Sakura, who is madly in love with a traitor!"

"Sasuke-kun is not a traitor! He just needs revenge and-"

"And joined Orochimaru in an effort to get power, no you're right he's not a traitor."

The random voice out of nowhere(RVOON) said "anyway Sakura, I've been called here by your friends and family, whom are concerened for your mental health."

"What about Ino pig! She's more obsessed than I am!" Sakura yelled.

"She's next, and very good for admitting you're obsssessed, the first step is acceptance." RVOON says and scribbiling noises are heard from somewhere.

"I'm not accepting anything! I'm NOT obsessed!" Sakura yells.

"Hmmm, ok then what does this fan remind you of?" a fan pops up on the TV screen that also comes from out of no where.

"That's easy! The fan on the back of Sasuke-kun's shirt!" She smiles.

"Oh you poor poor dear, Allright, we need a top notch hypnotist ASAP, lets see….ah please welcome Drowzee!(from pokemon, yes I know ')"

"Drowzee drowzee zee" and witht that sakura is hypnotized.

"I do not love Sasuke, I do not love Sasuke." Sakura says and walks off stage.

"Success! This is RVOON signing out!"


TRG: Hah that was fun! So how'd you like it? Good? Bad? Fricken chicken? Tell me! Oh and as RVOOM mentioned, Ino's next.