AN: My first adaptation of an Aliens comicbook! Yay me! READ AND REVIEW!
Aliens V/S Mondo-Pest
The Adaptation of The Comic
By
Predy96
Disclaimer: I do not own Aliens, Mondo-Pest, or anything else other than this adaptation.
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Part Uno
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The spacecraft orbited the large blue planet like a bug does light. Orbiting the blue sphere was a small orange moon. Down below, a child was running for dear life. He splashed through the marsh, breathing heavily. His shirt was wet. Behind him, a tail rose over the horizon. It was quickly followed by a coal black body. A Xenomorph. The child slipped and fell. The Xeno hissed and was nearly on top of him.
"Nuh...nuh...nuh..." stuttered the blond haired boy.
The Xeno hissed again. It was quickly shadowed by a large object.
"Huh?"
The Alien dove. The boy screamed. The object crushed the Alien, spewing acid blood. It said MONDO~PEST on its hull. The object was a spaceship! Smoke rose from the ground. The hatch opened and a man exited. The Alien hissed in anger.
"Say goodnight, Gracie," the man said, and fired his AX674 machinegun at the Xeno's face. He rested his arm on his ship. "Never turn your back on a bug, kid."
The man's name was Herk Mondo.
"Uh-huh," he responded. His face was coated in dirt.
The huge man spit on the dead, smoking pile of Xeno.
PISSSSSS.
He looked to the distance and saw a colony.
"Is that where you live?" he asked.
The boy nodded.
"Uh-huh."
Herk looked at him.
"Uh-huh. That all you know how to say?"
The boy spoke in a mixed up stutter.
"Uh-hn...N-n-no. I was looking for my Uncle Hank when the um...BUG came. You know...the one you...uh...can you help him? My Uncle Hank I mean? Huh? Can you, Mister? Please?" he said.
Herk looked away.
"Yeah, sure kid," he said.
AT THE COLONY
Herk piloted his huge ship slowly. They were approaching the colony. He pressed a button and spoke into the speaker.
"Hailing Colony Oryza. Mondo Pest requesting landing instructions..."
Instead of an answer, a missile headed straight for them! Herk swerved, but the missile followed. It hit the ship and exploded.
"HOLY CHEESEBALLS!" screamed Herk as they fell from the sky. They smashed into the ground with tremendous force. He helped the boy out and got to work on the fire that erupted.
"STUPID FUCKING YAHOOS!" he shouted. A vehicle was approaching. Two people got out. A man and a woman.
"Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!" apologized the man. He was a potbelly, about his mid-fifties, and wore a cowboy hat.
Herk ignored him. He muttered expletives under his breath.
"Just paid the damn thing off!"
The boy spied the girl and ran to her. She was a pretty woman. She hugged him.
"Nate! I thought the Aliens got you! Are you okay?"
Nate nodded.
"Uh-huh. Paige, you shoulda seen it! He squished one of 'em under his ship!" he told her excitedly.
Meanwhile, the man was busy trying to explain the accident.
"We're sorry, man! Our air defense system is automated and still has some glitches!"
He put on a winning smile and held out his hand. Herk eyed it and decided not to touch it. The man dropped it.
"Simon Plowright, colony surveyor. You must the Alien bounty hunter."
Herk chewed on a cigar.
"You called about a bug problem?" he asked.
"I sent the distress call," Paige cut in. "Colony leader Dr. Kelly Ann Paige. I...I can't believe somebody came to help us."
Herk spit on the ground.
"You know what you done to my ship is gonna cost you extra."
Paige tried to explain.
"This is an Agri-colony. We're farmers. We haven't any credits or...or-"
Herk cut her off.
"WHAT?" he shouted.
Paige backed up.
"We can offer you developed land in exchange for your services."
Herk pointed at finger at her chest.
"Let me get this straight, lady. First, you blast me outta the sky..."
"I didn't-"
Herk plowed on.
"Then you expect me to work for stock in the rice fields of this mudball..."
Herk turned and straightened his red cap.
"No wonder nobody else showed up."
Plowright jumped in excitedly.
"Sir, I will personally repair your spacecraft-"
"We need help. We don't where these things came from-" Paige said. Nate interrupted.
"I know where!"
Herk stood there, listening to their ranting.
"We lost contact with a security squad near there," Plowright said.
Nate pointed in the same direction.
"The one chased me came from outta that cave pit by old man Radomski's place."
Paige turned to two moisture farmers that had shown up.
"We have to do something!" she told them.
Herk still stood. He then turned and stomped over to his ship. The farmers were surprised.
"Wait! where is he going?"
"Is that THE Herk Mondo?"
"I guess he ain't gonna help us after all."
"I heard he broke out marine psych lock just so he could hunt Aliens."
Plowright got a freaked look on his face.
"Jeez. Maybe it's better he ain't helpin' us."
Paige looked after Herk.
"Maybe..."
Just then, Herk sauntered out of his ship, a very, very large bag slung over his back. The bag was filled to splilling with guns and such.
"Ain't goin' anywhere anyway...So I might as well do some damage." He held in his other hand a duffel bag with a skull on it. Plowright got a goofy look on.
"Dij y'all hear that? He's gonna help us!"
The farmers cheered. Herk grabbed Plowright.
"Yeah, but y'all better fix my ship!"
Plowright cowered.
"Yes, sir! I'll tow to the compound right away!"
Herk headed to the ATV.
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