A/N: Hey! I hope you enjoy! I did not make this because I hate Peeta. I made this because it sounded fun. I LOVE PEETA!
1. While he's baking kick him into the oven.
2. Feed him poisonous bread.
3. Get Katniss to kill him.
4. Get Gale to kill him(Won't take much effort)
5. Trick him into eating Night Lock.
6. Soak his clothes in meat and release wild wolves onto him.
7. Lock him in a room with nothing but Night Lock.
8. Shoot him with an arrow.
9. Convince Finnick to kill him with a trident.
10. Make Buttercup mad then, release him on Peeta.
11. Get President Snow mad then, release his anger on Peeta.
12. Call him a traitor and the rebels will get him.
13. Dump him in forks and Victoria will get him (I bet his blood tastes like bread!)
14. Dress him in a bread suite and release hungry squirrels.
15. Release mutts on him.
16. Dress him in a squirrel suite and have Gale shoot him.
17. Get Katniss angry and have her take it out on Peeta.
18. Get Katniss to take Peeta hunting for wild dogs(He's so loud, they'll come and get him in no time)
19. Slap him then, get Edward Cullen to kill him.
20. Ship him to the ocean.
21. Get him to eat his own cheese buns.
A/N: HOw was it? Thank you for reading! Please R&R!
~Squiggly~
