Disclaimers: Begecko-chan does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or The Rocky Horror Picture Show. If she did Ryo would be the main character and Eddie wouldn't have died.
AN: Quick thing, I hate Téa, and making her Kaiba's fiancée and having her bed Bakura and Marik is weird. But the only others I can think of are Rebecca, Serenity and Mana. Rebecca and Serenity are too innocent and I don't know enough about Mana to use her. Also because Téa is a slut lol. And Téa and Kaiba will be keeping the Movie names, cause they get said a lot, and have to rhyme in songs, but the others change.
"talking"
"singing"
(chorus)
[random thoughts I have whilst writing]
The Marik Horror Yu-Gi-Oh Show
Starring
Bakura Touzoku as Frank N. Furter (a scientist)
Téa Gardener as Janet Weiss (a heroine) [yay heroin]
Seto Kaiba as Brad Majors (a hero)
Yami Sennen as Riff Raff (a handyman)
Yugi Mutou as Magenta (a domestic)
Ryo Bakura as Columbia (a groupie)
Solomon Mutou as Dr Everett V. Scott (a rival scientist)
Marik Ishtar as Rocky Horror (a creation) [where's Bullwinkle)
Joey Wheeler as Eddie (ex delivery boy) [he delivers ex's)
Maxamillion Pegasus as The Criminologist (an expert)
Also starring
Mai Valentine as Betty Munroe Hapshatt
Valon as Ralph Hapshatt
The sound of wedding bells filled the air around a small catholic church. The doors flung open as a young, newly married couple burst through them. The bride had long flowing blonde hair and the man had longish spiky brown hair. The other guests filed out soon after and were happily laughing. A photographer told them to stand together and snapped a picture of them. The reverend was also in the photo, he had long white hair pulled into a ponytail and a blank expression. After this another man with a brown mullet style hair cut pulled the groom to the side.
"Well Brad, I guess we made it huh!" the groom said to him.
"Well I don't think there was any doubt about that. You and Mai have been almost inseparable ever since you met in Dr Scott's refresher course."
"Well to tell you the truth, Brad, That's the only reason I showed up in the first place." They both laughed. Mai was getting ready to throw the bouquet.
"OK, you guys, this is it." She said holding the flowers.
"Well Mai's going to throw the bouquet." Valon said before looking over. A young woman with brown hair in a bob jumped up and down holding the bouquet.
"I got it! I got it!" she yelled waving it around.
"Hey big fella, looks like it could be your turn next, eh?" Valon said to Brad.
"Who knows?"
"Well, so long, see you Brad." he said before getting into a nearby car. "Guess we better get going now Betty. Come on, hop in." Mai got in and they drove away. Brad slapped the car twice as they did. The crowd ran after the car. The woman who caught the bouquet came and joined Brad.
"Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful? Wasn't Mai radiantly beautiful?" she said to him. "I can't believe it. An hour ago she was just plain old Mai Valentine, and now… now she's Mrs Valon Kujaku.
"Yes Janet, Valon is a lucky guy." He said walking over to a graveyard, Janet following.
"Yes."
"I always cry at weddings." One woman said as she walked away.
"Everyone knows that Mai is a wonderful little cook."
"Yes."
"Why Valon himself, he'll be up for a promotion in a year or two."
"Yes."
"Hey Janet." He said turning to her.
"Yes Brad?"
"I've got something to say."
"Uh huh."
"I really love the… skilful way... you beat the other girls... [With whips and chains?] To the bride's bouquet. [Oh, that too...]
"Oh Brad."
(Music starts)
"The river was deep but I swam it (Chorus: Janet)" he sang running back to the church, stopping to say each line.
"The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet) So please don't tell me to can it. (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you." They were about the kiss when Brad quickly shot backwards and continued singing.
"The road was long but I ran it (Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet) If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet)" He was standing on the steps of the church. One of the people singing the chorus through a pitchfork into the ground, he had round glasses and black and crimson hair in a spiky ponytail and blonde bangs clipped back. There was another person there to, though they had a blonde hair in a ponytail which looked like a wig and giant amethyst eyes and a childlike face.
"I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you." Brad continued as he drew a love heart on the door with a piece of chalk he had on him. He spun round to meet Janet and the people started to clean the church door, before disappearing inside it.
"Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker." He sang as he dropped to one knee revealing a diamond ring. "There's three ways that love can grow. That's good, bad, or mediocre." He tried to place the ring on her finger but dropped it and scrambled for it again. "Oh J-A-N-E-T,I love you so." With the ring placed on her finger Janet ran into the church, leaving Brad to fall onto the floor.
Inside the church, the people were there again, but were joined by another. They had black, wig-like hair pulled into a ponytail and was dressed in a puritan style dress like the other "female", the male in grey dungarees. At the moment they were cleaning, the original ones cleaning vases of flowers and the new one cleaning one of the pews.
"Oh, it's nicer than Mai Valentine had."(Oh Brad) She carolled looking at the band. "Now we're engaged and I'm so glad" (Oh Brad) Brad joining her at her side. "That you met Mom and you know Dad." (Oh Brad) she continued as she latched onto his arm. "I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. Oh Brad..." They started to walk down the aisle.
"Oh... dammit."
"Janet I'm mad..."
"Oh... Janet."
"For you."
"I love you too."
"There's one thing left to do - ah - oo." They sang together
"And that's go see the man who began it." (Janet) Brad started as the church hands bought in a coffin. "When we met in his science exam-it. (Janet) Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet) Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you." He pulled her into a waltz and they danced at the altar. "Dammit, Janet.
"Oh Brad, I'm mad."
"Dammit, Janet."
"I love you." They sang as a they kissed.
"I would like," A man in with long grey hair covering one eye sat in a swivel chair started. He turned of a projector which displayed the picture from earlier. There was a red circle around the male church hand and an arrow pointing to the vicar. "ah, if I may, ...to take you on a strange journey." He pulled out a black book and opened it. The first 6 pages consisted of pictures of the previous events. "It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors," he said flipping the page to see a picture of Brad and a statement. "And his fiancée, Janet Weiss," He said flipping it again to see a picture of Janet and a statement form her. "Two young, normal, healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott," Again flipping the page and well you know what's on the pages by now. "Ex-tutor, now friend to both of them." He closed the book. "It's true there were dark storm clouds. Heavy, black, and pendulous, toward which they were driving. It's true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, but, uh, they being normal kids, on a night out… well, they weren't going to let a storm spoil the rest of their evening, were they? On a night out..." He leaned closer. "It was a night out they were going to remember... for a very long time.
Night time and it was raining. A car containing our heroes rolled down the country roads. Janet was eating some sort of chocolate bar and offered Brad, who was driving, some, which he declined. A motorcycle passed the car, going in the opposite direction.
"Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passes us." Janet alleged shocked. "They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the weather and all.
"Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type." Brad dismissed looking forlorn.
"Oh. ...What's the matter, Brad darling?"
"Oooh. We must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back." He stated as the stopped at a sign saying dead end. [You took the salad fork!]
"Oh, but where did those motorcycles come from?" [do-do-do-do..." etc. to twilight zone theme]
"Hmmm... well I guess we'll just have to turn back." Brad started to reverse, when there was a loud bang and the car shook.
"Oh! What was that bang?" Janet practically yelled.
"We must have a blowout. DAMMIT!" [Janet] He stated slapping the back of the seat. "I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed. Well, you just stay here and keep warm and I'll go for help.
"But where will you go in the middle of nowhere?"
"…Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone we could use."
"I'm going with you." She stated taking off he seatbelt.
"Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet." [She's already wet! check the seat!]
"I'm coming with you! Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, [He is!] and you might never come back." [You should be so lucky! Brad laughed as they got out of the car, Janet put her newspaper over her head before she did.
Begecko-chan: It's done, the first chapter is done.
Becca: It would have been done earlier, but we went and watched Horrible Histories!
Begecko-chan: I didn't hear you complaining!
Becca: I wasn't you know I LOVE HORRIBLE HISTORIES!
Warui: I've got to admit, it's pretty good.
Begecko-chan: We're getting off topic again! I would like to thank bakuraslovergirl for putting this in my head.
Becca: You were talking about this ages ago!
Begecko-chan: Well, I had the idea ages ago, but you reminded me of it and put the metaphorical gears into motion! There might not be lemon in this but certainly lime! And to thank SK-fan7 for reviewing/liking my other lemons. Bye! *waves likes a maniac, and spills some coffee* CRAP!
