FEEDBACK: I'm getting back in the saddle again. Please give me a boost.
DISCLAIMER: They belong to rich people, not me.
TIMELINE: Season 1.
Happy Birthday, Karen!
Doctor Daniel Jackson looked up at the man in front of him, his brown hair falling across his forehead. "Please Jack?"
Colonel Jack O'Neill frowned. "No Daniel."
"Please?"
"No."
"Come on..."
"Daniel!"
"Mine's so small."
"So what?"
"So? It doesn't make me feel... you know..."
"No."
"Manly."
"Oh for crying out loud, Daniel."
"Just once."
Jack sighed. "Okay. But just this once."
Daniel smiled and put out his hands. "Okay."
Jack gently lowered it into Daniel's trembling hands. "Wow, it's big... and heavy."
"Yeah. But be gentle, you don't want it to...OW!" A loud thunderclap filled the air as Jack continued to scream.
Captain Samantha Carter ran into the briefing room with Teal'c in tow. "Sir! What happened?"
Jack continued to scream as he rolled on the floor in pain. Daniel was standing next to him, a smoking automatic riffle in his hand. "Um..."
"Are you in pain, O'Neill?" Teal'c asked.
"What do you think!" Jack screamed. "Daniel just shot me in the foot!"
As Captain Carter and Teal'c helped Jack to his feet, he pointed to Daniel. "Never never never are you to touch anything bigger that a slingshot again! Ever!"
Daniel nodded sullenly as his team took their injured and cursing leader to the infirmary. "I'm sure he'll change his mind."
"No I won't!"
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