Earth is finally conquered

By Fancypants 66

Chapter One

Note- Normally, I don't care much for Invader Zim, but alas, my sense of better judgment says that I shouldn't write any more mean things lest I get flamed again, so here goes. This is a hopeful truce betwixt Zim fans and Kaput and Zösky fans.

It was another dawn on Earth and Zim was wrapping his surveillance hours up for the night.

"Soon" he mused to Gir, "it will be my greatest hour. I'll conquer this miserable little dust ball for the Irken Empire and my almighty Tallers!"

All of a sudden, an explosion hit the house/base and Zim was knocked down rather badly onto the floor of his underground lair. He ran up the stairs to try to get to his ship's docking bay.

"Gir!" he yelled. "Get the ship ready!"

The transmission of Gir came on and replied "The alien bunny's pulled my head off. Tee-hee! The sparklies are coming out of my neck—bzzt! Malfunction. Malfunction. Shutting down". With that, another explosion, this time coming from his ship's docking bay, and Gir's burnt off head bouncing down the stairs.

Zim knew that he couldn't get to his ship now, so he tried to run for the door, only to find that it had been blasted by some horrible force!

With that, two figures appeared in front of the doorway, a fat and short figure, and a tall, thin one. Zim recognized these two: Kaput and Zösky. The so called "Ultimate Obliterators", the ones who had destroyed so many world orders. They had escaped the Irkens so many times

"Aaargh! You two! What are YOU doing here!" demanded Zim in a fury.

The fat one named Kaput yelled "Shaddup, ya pile of crud!"

"Kaput, let me handle this. You there, Earth creature!" said Zösky. "Do...you...understand...us?" he said as though he thought Zim was some sort of child.

"I understand you perfectly, and I know who you are. You are Kaput and Zösky, the so-called "Ultimate Obliterators", and you're the ones who have been going around messing up the planets."

"Yes, you could say that, but now, WE have control of this planet!" said Zösky in a haughty voice.

"No, you don't. I do!" said Zim in a cross voice…

At this point, I assume that you must be pretty cross because of the fact that Gir died. Fear not, it all comes into perspective soon. I promise. No deaths.

Fin.