A/N: So, I heard you guys like Smite. So do I. Here is my best Smite fanfic ever.

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Freya was lounging about in Norseland. She was so sleepy after her most recent Smite match against the other team. But she was also really horny because she is the goddess of love in Norse Mythology. Suddenly, Apollo came out of nowhere and was all like, "Hey baby, how's it going?"

Freya was all like, "Hey Apollo, you were so good in our most recent match. It's a good thing you have a really low ping."

"Guess what else is really low?" Apollo said.

"What?" Freya inquired?

"My dick!" Apollo said and it was true, his dick was actually dragging on the ground. Freya was getting really horny at that. She rubbed her twat, getting it nice and juicy for Apollo's donkey cock.

He entered her, the full force of his carriage behind every stroke. She upgraded her genital size to compensate for Apollo's massive schlong, because otherwise it would have torn her apart. Each stroke wracked her body with an inexorable amount of force, because he just bought the Executioner, which upgraded his attack speed and penetration. Her insides pulsed around his cock, bringing him great pleasure. And then he came inside of her, with all of the force of the Sun. She felt all of his cum welling up inside of her, and he pulled out, hosing her down with his man juice.

She did not like the audacity of being covered in his juices so much, but it was okay because gods can make their sperm disappear at will and so he did. After they finished, he laid her down and serenaded her with a song about how beautiful she is because he is the god of music and also the Sun.

Months later, it turned out that Freya had a baby and his name was He Bro, not to be confused with He Bo who is a completely different person. It's a good thing that Freya had life steal, or else He Bro would never have been born.