Disclaimer: I do not own naruto. But I do own a depressed hillbilly muffin…don't ask.

FoxGirl: I'm FoxGirl and I have 9 hostesses and hosts. I have naru-- -sees gaara- GAARA-KUN!!

Gaara: What…?

FoxGirl: Kiss me!!

Gaara: -Twitches- No.

FoxGirl: Why? -gets all teary eyed- Do you not love me anymore?

Naruto: Guys? Uh… this is supposed to be a dare thing…NOT A SOAP OPRAH!!

FoxGirl: -Glares at naruto- Naruto? I was having a moment. SORRY GUYS!

Hinata: Um… We have…T-temari, Gaara, Sasuke, Naruto, me, TenTen, Konkuro, and… Sakura.

FoxGirl: okay!! Then lets see who the first review was. Oh…wait…this is the first chappie…. Not the second. …e.O okay. Then I'll get my muffin…it has a banjo.

TenTen: Why? Banjos won't help get the first chappie along!

FoxGirl: Yes, yes it will. You see--

Naruto: THIS IS GETTING OBNOXTIOUS!!

TenTen: Shut up Naruto! I want to know HOW a banjo could POSSIBLY help.

FoxGirl: Now that the deformed orange thing has shut up, I will tell you. You see, the banjo is magical. It was special powers. It could EVEN make Gaara HATE me. Even that.

TenTen: Wow. That's a big deal.

Gaara: No its not. I DO hate her.

FoxGirl: Now Gaara don't be mean. You know you love me.

Gaara: I do not.

FoxGirl: Oh yeah? Well then how do you explain the time you looked deep into my eyes and said 'I think I know what love is--

Gaara: SHUT UP!!

Tamari: Wait when did that happen?! I've been watching over you all your life Gaara!

Gaara: Yeah, well it seems not very well.

Sasuke: hn…

FoxGirl: SASUKE?! You didn't even need to say 'hn..'!!

Sasuke: -Is astonished that I would say anything so horrible, unlike the fan girls-

FanGirls: WE LOVE YOU SASUKE!!

FoxGirl: Have at thee!! -Grabs muffin banjo to fight them off-

Sasuke: No, not that!! anything but that!! Don't take away my FanGirls!!

FoxGirl: Sasuke? I didn't even invite you to be a host so be quiet or a peanut butter monster will come and eat your soul.

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!


(A/N)

So review and send me dares or questions for the naruto people who are coming.

There will be,

Iruka

Kakashi

Gai-sensi

Lee

Itachi

Deidra

Sasori

Kisame

Pien

All the naruto charecters

And the rest.

Did that make any sense? o.O