Disclaimer: I do not own naruto. But I do own a depressed hillbilly muffin…don't ask.
FoxGirl: I'm FoxGirl and I have 9 hostesses and hosts. I have naru-- -sees gaara- GAARA-KUN!!
Gaara: What…?
FoxGirl: Kiss me!!
Gaara: -Twitches- No.
FoxGirl: Why? -gets all teary eyed- Do you not love me anymore?
Naruto: Guys? Uh… this is supposed to be a dare thing…NOT A SOAP OPRAH!!
FoxGirl: -Glares at naruto- Naruto? I was having a moment. SORRY GUYS!
Hinata: Um… We have…T-temari, Gaara, Sasuke, Naruto, me, TenTen, Konkuro, and… Sakura.
FoxGirl: okay!! Then lets see who the first review was. Oh…wait…this is the first chappie…. Not the second. …e.O okay. Then I'll get my muffin…it has a banjo.
TenTen: Why? Banjos won't help get the first chappie along!
FoxGirl: Yes, yes it will. You see--
Naruto: THIS IS GETTING OBNOXTIOUS!!
TenTen: Shut up Naruto! I want to know HOW a banjo could POSSIBLY help.
FoxGirl: Now that the deformed orange thing has shut up, I will tell you. You see, the banjo is magical. It was special powers. It could EVEN make Gaara HATE me. Even that.
TenTen: Wow. That's a big deal.
Gaara: No its not. I DO hate her.
FoxGirl: Now Gaara don't be mean. You know you love me.
Gaara: I do not.
FoxGirl: Oh yeah? Well then how do you explain the time you looked deep into my eyes and said 'I think I know what love is--
Gaara: SHUT UP!!
Tamari: Wait when did that happen?! I've been watching over you all your life Gaara!
Gaara: Yeah, well it seems not very well.
Sasuke: hn…
FoxGirl: SASUKE?! You didn't even need to say 'hn..'!!
Sasuke: -Is astonished that I would say anything so horrible, unlike the fan girls-
FanGirls: WE LOVE YOU SASUKE!!
FoxGirl: Have at thee!! -Grabs muffin banjo to fight them off-
Sasuke: No, not that!! anything but that!! Don't take away my FanGirls!!
FoxGirl: Sasuke? I didn't even invite you to be a host so be quiet or a peanut butter monster will come and eat your soul.
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(A/N)
So review and send me dares or questions for the naruto people who are coming.
There will be,
Iruka
Kakashi
Gai-sensi
Lee
Itachi
Deidra
Sasori
Kisame
Pien
All the naruto charecters
And the rest.
Did that make any sense? o.O
