Chapter 1 "Keiko the Hottie"

"Yusuke!" Keiko yelled trying to get his attention. "Yusuke, how do I look?"

She walked out of the changing booth with a black tank top that said "hottie" on it and a short jean skirt on. "Wow! Damn Keiko! You look FINE! Grrr." Yusuke said playfully.

"Yusuke!" Keiko blushed "is this skirt too short?" "No, it should be shorter! "Yusuke!" Keiko smiled, relieved that the skirt wasn't too short. After buying her new outfit, they went to Yusuke's house.

Later that day, Yusuke was talking to Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei. "Damn, you should have seen her! She was so damn sexy!"

Then Yusuke noticed that Kuwabara was drooling! "Don't be drooling about my girl!" Yusuke yelled punching Kuwabara across the face.

"What was THAT for!" yelled Kuwabara while holding his face. "What do you THINK that was for! I saw you drooling!" Yusuke said about ready to hit him again. "Now why would I be drooling?" Kuwabara questioned getting up off the floor. "Why? I'll tell you why! You were drooling cuz you wished that you could get a girlfriend as sexy and hot as Keiko!" Yusuke yelled getting louder at the end." "Yes? Yusuke was is it?" Keiko asked walking into the room. "Hi Keiko!" Kuwabara exclaimed, running over to her to get a hug. "Get the hell away from my girlfriend!" yelled Yusuke, taking a swing at Kuwabara. He tried to doge it and took it in the shoulder. Then he got up and took a swing at Yusuke but Yusuke dodged it and jabbed Kuwabara in the gut. "Yusuke! Why did you do that!" yelled Keiko when she ran to Kuwabara side to help him up. "Okay, this is just too much." Hiei got up to leave but was stopped when Kurama got up and

said, "Where are you going?" "…" Hiei just left. "What about you Kurama? Where are you going?" "To the mall. Good-bye everyone. Have a good day. And try not to kill each other." Kuwabara thanked Keiko for her help and said his goodbyes as well. Yusuke was about to say something but Keiko grabbed his arm saying, "And where are YOU going? I'm not done with you mister." Yusuke sweat dropped and imagined being yelled at…and… having some fun…