Sonic The Trashhog

"Damn my dick is huge!" sonic observed as he thought about titties. Sonic always liked to think about titties it was like his second calling in life. Beat up robots, think about titties. Rouge has some dammmmmn huge knockers he thought to himself. No wonder she gets all of the jewels! Sonic was thinking about this while walking down the street. Unfortunalty for Sonic he had the world biggest hardon, so big when he walked past people he immidetly impregnated them including the guys. Just then, Tails came up behind him and scared him, makingm him spin around and hit him with his dick. Tails was thrown into a nearby building. Knuckles suddenly ran up, saw Tails, laughed and then said, "Nice dick, Sonic." Sonic took this as an invatation to bum him. Knucles thought it was good, so good he exploded.

Sonic laughed, happy that he got some ass and went bck to thinking about titties.

Meanwhile a few yards away Eggman was furiously masterbating his mustache. "My tasche is even hotter than Sonic's dick and Rouge's tits combined!" he shouted gleefully. Eggman's mustache was feeling rather frisky today so Eggman decided to find someone he could get his tash on with. He ran into Shadow. "Hey Shadow don't you find my mustache…..alluring" he said seductively. "Fuck off you fat dick" Shadow shouted. Eggman decided that was an invatation to bum him so he did. Shadow wasn't very happy by this and cried so much he exploded because he couldn't man the fuck up.

"Damn,' thought Eggman, ' I thought Shadow was less of a pansy! Now I must go asnd find someone with more manliness…." he looked around and spotted Amy.
Amy was looking for Sonic as she heard it was bigger than Kanye West. As in shes is after Sonics Member, dick, penis and blaster rocket. Eggman though this was an invtation to Bum her. Sadly Amy hit Eggman so hard in the dick it fell off. She added it to her penis necklace of other victims she had done this too and walked off. Eggman was sad but after building a metal Dick and fondling his mustache he was better again.

Amy, after that small mishap, carried on wondering around the town. She shrieked suddenly. She could see Sonic's dick! In the sky!

"WOOOOAAAAH I didn't know it was THAT BIG!" Amy ran with all her might, her one true love was near!

She caught up withn him.

"OH MY DEAREST DARLING LOVE I HAVE WAITED FOREVER TO FINALLY SEE YOU!"

Sonic scratched his ear. "You saw me about an hour ago?!"

Amy shook her head dismissively. "I was talking to your dick!"

"Ta love," said Sonic's dick.
Sonic was horny and he needed to bang. Sonic though while amy is there why not. He said to his dick 'wanna bang?'. His dick said "yes this shit is kawaii!'. He turned to Amy and said ' Ok lets bang now' And they did.

Not far off, Rouge the tits- i mean bat ws looking for the master emerald. She had trekked for miles and was finally close whyen she got distracted by a screaming.

"What on my huge knockers is going on!"

She leapt outside and saw the source of the din. Sonic was banging Amy.

"Oh my bloody enormous chesticles! I am finding Knuckles!" Sonic told Rouge what happened and she cried. "my breasts are upset!" she yell. "Ok we will bang now" said Sonic and they did.

Moral of the story? Sonic has a huge dick. It gets all the hoes.