Isis was strolling around Green Hill Zone when he encountered a wild magikarp. "Holy shit a giant magikarp!" He said as it blocked it's path.

It has an afro and was black with a gun and everything. "Yo bitch this is a robberym hand over your money dudio!"

"Oh fuck im being robbed" I said. I put my hands up and the Magikarp stripped me of all my clothing and found I didn't have any money, but figured she could sell my clothes for a mean profit. But he was still not satisfied.

"Man like what the fuck MoFo, you don't got no money, what am I supposed to do now?" he asked in a gruff voice waving the gun to my head.

"Uh I dont know maybe you could try getting a real job and stop this life of crime and stop living off welfare checks and stealing from the state federal goverment?" I told him rolling my eyes in a disapproving manner.

"Hahah fuck no fat chance asshole!" He laughed manically and revealed he had no intentions of not being a parasite on Mobian aquarian society. He started eyeing me up, licked his fishy orange saucy lips and said Hmmm.. man you lookin good.. say you ever been raped before?"

"Oh god please no!" I shouted as he started feeling up my body with his fins and scales, the smelly putrid stench of salt coating my body as he oozed moisture execreting onto me. He took his swarmy tongue and bent down, ripping off my pants with the force of a thousand and two gorillas and just subtly poking my dick.

I pleaded with him and told him "No,no,no!" but he wouldn't listen. His fish tongue scraped against my shaft and then slowly but surely began to began to wrap itself all along its member, as I squeeled in pain as unwelcome pleasure started to fill me.

"I thought I told you lil buoys and gils that if you ever come into my neighboorhood, you gonna get raped. Now you're paying the price for it foolish hedgehog!"

Isis cried and struggled as the fish gangster forced his dick deep into his mouth, as he forcibly gave me a blowjob and suckled hard and uncomfortably against my penis. I could feel pleasure welling up as I tried to resist, but it was no use as the thug had it's way with me. Hardly able to contain my combination of disgust and exertment, the tingling and pleasure welled up until finally I spun my nasty load into it's fish mouth and he humiliated me further by licking and sucking all those seamen up. As I cried,exausted and defeated from just being raped by a magikarp, it used 'splash' and got so excited from raping me it cummed all over my face on the ground, exploding in a rush of cum laughing evilly as it took delight in my submission.

It then zipped up it's troutsers and gave a wicked smirk "That what you get fool for messing with a Magikarp BITCH!" And to top it off it took its gun and shot me in the leg, adding one more sitck atop the already burning fire of my everlasting shame. I'm sure it would have taken a shit on me too if it could.

After that day as I went home and took a shower, crying into tub and rocking myself to sleep shamefully at my sexual humilation at the hands of a mere magikarp, washing it's seamen and salty cum out of my quills and spikes, I recited to myself my much needed lesson I learned that. The first being, never trust niggers. The second of course being,

Anyfin is possible if you don't use protection. So that's why you use rare candy folks! My favorite flavor is spearmint.

Optimus Prime approves this story.

The End.