Author's note: Firstly, I would like to thank Vixenetta for lending me her character and if you haven't read 'Queen Clarion's Secret Service', it's time you did. This happens after a one year anniversary of Zarina's return. Also I'm going to try to make this as short and entertaining as possible while experimenting on different characters.


Zarina. It's all lost, what is the point of this endless search.

Terrence. The damn point is not getting hanged, Zarina. You lost the Blue dust during your probation and I directly helped you which means my name is on the noose too.

Zarina. Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't ask for your help in the first place.

Terrence. And you didn't have to accept it. Good lord! All you had to do was keep the Blue dust safe and you lost it, why can't you damn women ever keep things in order.

Tinker Bell. Tinker it all, Terrence. Restrain yourself.

Terrence. Yes another pull of the noose then my neck will fit right in.

Tinker Bell. Listen both of you, we can fix this, but we need to keep our heads.

Terrence. Really bad pun Tink.

Zarina. It's useless to keep searching, I've looked everywhere and-

Fairy 1. Extra, extra, head alchemist suspected scandal with Blue dust, read all about it in the daily Hollow.

Terrence. OH NO! They know, they know, ok, I'm running to the jungle, Tink come with me, we'll lay low, cut all ties with everybody and return fifty years later when the whole mess is through.

Tinker Bell. Now Terrence calm down, we just need to approach this problem practically and not panic.

Terrence. OK, I'm calm, I'm calm.

Tinker Bell. And Zarina give me that rum.

Zarina. Hey, that's mine.

Tinker Bell. No Zarina, we have to stay conscious and level-headed if we're gonna fix this. Now is everybody calm?

(Pause)

Tinker Bell. Good, now-

(Door breaks)

Vixen. Hands in the air.

Terrence. Shoot, Secret Service.

Zarina. Gr...reat.

Tinker Bell. Vixen, hey...hum..., whatcha doing here?

Vixen. My job, Tink. Zarina, you are under the arrest of her Majesty Queen Clarion of Pixie Hollow for extortion of dust, illegal use of dust, and dust fraud.

Zarina. Would you like to shiver my timber. (Hiccup)

Vixen. Excuse me, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.

Tink. Terrence don't do anything stupid, let me talk to her.

Terrence. Sure, sure, go ahead.

Tinker Bell. Look Vixy, it's all a big misunderstanding and she's drunk, plus she simply...misplaced it, that's all.

Vixen. Sure she did. As for you two, you are under arrest for collaboration with the suspect, you both have the-

(Punching and fighting sound)

Tinker Bell. Terrence what the jingles have you done?

Terrence. Trying to save our skin Tink. I think Vix is just knocked out, she'll be OK.

Tinker Bell. Do you know how much trouble we're in, you knocked out the Queen's daughter.

Terrence. Adopted daughter, Tink.

Tinker Bell. Whatever, hey where's Zarina.

Terrence. She's quick for a drunkard.

Tinker Bell. Never mind, we have to find her, before she gets herself killed.