STYLE COUNTS!!!!!
It's normal day at Harry Potter inc. Harry, Ron , Hermione , and J.K. Rowling
are sitting around a big round table waiting , waiting , & wating for the rest of the
book characters . Ron is looking at the upcoming Harry Potter cards , Harry is
reading the script for the Harry Potter movie , Hermione is playing with the Harry
Potter toys .
Hermione*in a squeaky voice*: Oh Ron where ave you been all ov mi life.*In a
deep voice* Right infront of you Fluer . *Starts banging the toys together*
Ron: Hey look!!! I got the Hungarian Horntail!!!!!* puts the card in a safe*
Harry (who is wearing a scarf and sunglasses): So let me get this straight I beat
most darkest wizard in the world buy touching him for only 10,000 dollars .
I think I deserve more than that!!!!I mean look at me I'm Harry Potter Boy
Wizard Extrordinaire !!!*stands up on his chair and puffs out his chest*
Ron: Oh sit down Superman! Anybody could beat voldemort he's a wimp!
Harry: But I'm special!!!I'm Harry Potter Boy Wizard Extrord~~~~~~~*A action
figure of himself get's thrown at him* OW , WHAT WAS THAT FOR???
Hermione: For being you!!!
Harry *Looks at the figure*: Hey lookie they even made my wand out of wood.
Hermione: THAT'S NO FAIR!!!!MINE IS MADE OUT OF PLASTIC!!!
Harry: Told yah I'm speacial!
Hermione: Rowling!!! Why Is harry's wand made out of wood and mine isn't.
J.K. Rowling *looks at Harry's toy wand* :That's not a wand .........it's a toothpick
Ron: HAHAHAHAHA*falls out of his chair.
*Harry poutes*
Ron: Come on now your starting to act like Draco.
The door swings open and a red carpet rolls in.
Draco *Is also wearing a scarf and sunglasses* : Make way for Draco Malfoy Boy
Wizard Extrordinare!!!!
Harry: Hey I'm Boy Wizard Exrodinare!!!!!!!!
Draco *looks at Harry* : Hey your copying my style!!!!!
Harry: No , Your copying mine!!!!
Draco: Rowling!!!!!Tell Harry to take off what he's wearing.
Hermione *starts jumping up and down*: Yeah Harry Take it off ,take it ALL off.
Rowling: *sighs* Why don't you both just forget the sunglasses and scarfs. It not
Sunny or Cold in here .
Draco and Harry : NO!!!!
Both continue arguing till the door swings open again.
Fred *comes in wearing a scarf and sunglasses*: Make way for Boy Wizard Ext~~
HEY YOU GUYS ARE COPYING ME!!!!!!!!ROWLING!!!!!!!!!
Rowling: Pass me an asprin please Herm.
Hermione: MY AME IS NOT HERM!!!!!IT HER-MY-OH-NEE!!!!!!........but here's
your asprin .
Fred , Harry and Draco keep arguing till the door swings open again.
Ron: WHAT WITH THE DOOR FLIPEN SWINGING OPEN ALL THE TIME!!!!
George *Comes in in a white turtleneck , scarf , and sunglasses* MAKE WAY
FOR.............
Ron: FAG!!!!!!
George starts tackling Ron , till the door swings open yet again , and in pops
Neville wearing a Pink scarf and Barbie glasses .
Ron and George : FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neville Starts beating both of them up . Then Hermione with nothing to do get's
into it too , and starts beating everyone up . While Harry and Draco are slapping
each other looney toon style. Until.....................................................................
The door get's smashed down by a very pale person . Everyone stops fighting and
gathers around the broken down door .
Wormtail : THAT'LL TEACH YOU NEVER TO COPY MY STYLE AGAIN!!!!!
The Pale looking man stands up and it turns out to be Voldemort in clown
shorts and a Hawian top .
Voldemort: But.......Wormtail your my Hero.Hold Me!*Runs to hug Wormtail*
Fred , George and Ron : FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voldemort starts tackiling them and everybody else joins in! Wormtail comes
in and jumps onto everybody squishing the hell out of them . Just then J.K Rowling
Stands on top of the table and holds out a bomb.
J.K. Rowling : Anybody make one more move and everybody goes ka-bloo-ee!!
Voldemort : *Stars giggling* he he he kablooee is a funny word.
Rowling throughs the bomb at them while jumping out of the window and
fleeing for saftey .
END
Authors note: Pathectic eh? Well first try. Please R & R
