Noises

Disclaimer: So according to CBS they own Criminal Minds. Now I don't buy that but I guess since I'll have to believe that for now...

Summary: Morgan overhears noises coming from the supply closet, which sound alot like Hotch and Emily getting it on.

A/N:I absolutely loved this series but find myself embarrassed with all the errors in this series so I decided to edit and re-post this as a multi chapter of the Noises oneshots.

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Andre Gide said, "Most quarrels amplify a misunderstanding."


Morgan walked down the hallway when he passed the supply closet he heard noises and a grunt.

He chose to ignore it when he heard Hotch say "Damn it, quit wiggling around, Prentiss."

"I can't help it, it's so hard" Emily replied "Ugh, God. Why is it so big?"

"It's built that way" Hotch said chuckled out a groan.

Morgan's eyes widened in shock while his jaw dropped open.

'Hotch and Emily are getting it on?' Morgan thought.

The athletic profiler was pulled from his thought when he heard loud moaning and banging against the wall.

Before he could even think, he quickly pulled out his cell phone sending out a mass of text messages to the team alerting them to get over here.

A muffling sound of moaning and crashes kept him from opening the door and busting them on the spot.

Garcia quickly rushed down the hall, carrying her high heels to keep her heels from clacking. Her eyes went wide traveling to the wooden door.

"Did I miss it?" Garcia whispered, not wanting to interrupt the brunette pair.

"Still going at it." Morgan whispered back, nodding his head in the direction of the supply closet.

Garcia's face was giddy and she turned her head watching JJ, Dave and Reid quietly moving down the hall each wearing a genuine look of confusion.

"Ow, quit shoving that at me" Emily murmured breathlessly.

"Calm down, Prentiss." Hotch replied "It takes time getting use to it."

The sound of the door being banged into and moaning and groaning got the eavesdroppers eyes wide.

"Damn it." Emily said "I know I'm going to be bruised tomorrow."

"Oh, you'll be more than bruised." Hotch chuckled darkly "We'll both be walking funny for days."

At the sound of more grunting made JJ and Reid's cheeks pink, while Morgan and Garcia looked giddy and Dave looked proud of Hotch.

Sounds of clanking into shelves and panting was heard and a loud groan from Hotch while a sigh of content was heard from Emily.

"Got it?" Hotch said "Move a little left. There don't move. Right there! Got it? Hurry."

"I got it." Emily said sounding muffled "I'm coming."

Hotch and Emily groaned and moaned again.

JJ covered her ears and buried her face in Dave's jacket regretting coming down here to hear her friends.

Reid's face went pale white and Dave looked embarrassed, and Morgan looked like he was regretting this too,

Only Garcia held the face of giddiness but wished she didn't have to hear it.

"Ah." Emily said "Thank god."

Hotch chuckled and said "Was it good for you?"

"Oh yeah." Emily said "Just glad it's over. I really need a shower."

"I know me too." Hotch said "I feel so dirty."

Emily laughed and said "I think we need to get out of these clothes, I think I got dirt on my back."

"I know, my pants are so filthy from the dust in here." Hotch said "Are you straightened up, ready to go?"

"Mm hmm" the brunette murmured, "It's getting stuffy in here."


Hotch opened the door and saw the shocked and embarrassed faces of his team.

"What?" Emily said straightening her coat. "What's going on?"

"You guys..." Morgan started.

"Totally had sex in the supply closet!" Garcia finished with a big smile on her face.

"What?" Hotch and Emily said together.

"You two had some Afternoon Delight in the supply closet." Garcia said again.

Hotch and Emily exchanged shocked looks with each other and shook their heads in confusion.

"No we didn't." Hotch said.

"We were straightening up the closet." Emily said to the team who looked at them in disbelief.

"No, we heard the moans, grunts and groans." JJ said.

"Sounded a lot like sex." Dave said "Believe me I've had enough to recognize the sound."

"You guys" Emily said shaking her head "Look inside. Strauss ordered us to straighten up in there and take inventory."

Emily dragged Reid and Garcia forward to look inside.

"See?" Emily said "Look how clean and neat it is in there?"

Garcia's face dropped in disappointment "But, it sounded like..."

"Sorry to disappoint you all." Hotch said "But there was no sex in there."

Dave raised an eyebrow but couldn't read any chemistry off the two, "I guess we better go back to work."

"That sounds like a good idea." Hotch said.

Hotch and Emily watched the two walk off all seemingly disappointed.

"Can you believe them?" Emily said looking over at Hotch.

"I know, unbelievable." Hotch said.

The two headed off to the BAU showers laughing off their friends ludicrous suggestions.

"Good thing they never walk by your office otherwise they would hear us do that." Emily said.

"Or the showers here, or our apartments." he chuckled, taking his shirt off and tossing it at her.

Emily grinned as Hotch joined her in the shower, "Come here."

Hotch laughed, pulling her flush to him as the warm shower water hit his back, he trailed a path of kisses down her neck reveling in her noise.


"The world only goes round by misunderstanding." Charles Baudelaire


To Be Continued...

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