"TIFFA" by Mario Jr.

There was once a girl named Tiffa

The first thing I noticed about her was

The many bracelets that coiled around her lanky arms

They clinged and they clanged as she moved

Their sound hypnotic like the rattle of a snake

Then I saw her bright fiery red hair that made

The flames she danced around jealous of it's glow

The next thing I noticed were her eyes

They were yellow--how strange

They pried through me like that of a beast

They seemed seemed to be searching for my soul

Then she licked her blood red lips hungrily

There was no doubt then what she wanted

That's when I noticed it--She had a tail!

There was no where to run

There was no where to hide

There's nothing you can do when going against

The Cat Goddess herself

That's when she pounced on me and gave me

The gosh-darned friendliest lick I've ever had!

Then I realized I wasn't going to be lunch

Oh no, it was far worse than that

For you see, when a werecat chooses a mate

It's for life--And it's the end of mine!