A/R: Alright, this is the first parody that I'm posting

A/R: Alright, this is the first parody that I'm posting. I've written a few, but I lost one of my favorite ones. It was "Idiotic," a parody to Alanis Morrissette's "Ironic." It was pretty good. I wrote it just a little before I wrote this one, which was back in 5th grade. Amazing how good this is for how old I was. (I'm in 10th grade now.) I know some of it doesn't make sense, but what in this world does?

The original song for this was "Nobody Knows" by Tony Rich. I absolutely adore his "Words" album. I recommend that you download "Nobody Knows" right now, so you can follow along with this. And after you finish reviewing, go download all the other songs from that album.

If you don't want the MP3 and can put up with the not-so-good quality of MIDI's, I uploaded the MIDI of "Nobody Knows" on my geocities account. Go to this URL: http://www.geocities.com/madd_spammer/midis/nobodyknows.mid

Anyway, this super long author's rambling (yes, author's RAMBLING. I renamed it more appropriately) is now over. So, read and review! =)

It Never Snows

I pretended I'm glad there's no snow

It gets worse every day of the week

And I'm cryin' inside

And it never snows around here

Like a native I'd do a dance

The snow is up there but it never snows

And I'm cryin' inside

And it never snows around here

Why doesn't it snow down in California

Why do I even live around here

Now the temperature is way up high

I can see it so clearly

But it never snows here

Chorus

The nights are so dry, the days are so hot

And I just keep thinkin' about

The snow that we had

And I'm missin' it

And it never snows around here

I carry a smile when no snow can be seen

And I'm nobody without a lot of snow

I'm bored inside and it never snows around here

I lie awake it's midnight right now

I'm waiting at night as if I thought

It would snow

But it never snows around here

How hot can it get

I really want some snow

But like everyone else on my block downtown

We really want snow but it just won't come down

A million years from now I know

I'll be wantin' more snow

Chorus

Tommorrow mornin' I'm callin for snow here

Gonna get some snow here even if it kills me

I'm gonna wait here patiently and hope it snows around here

Said when it snows here

Chorus