A/R: Alright, this is the first parody that I'm posting. I've written a few, but I lost one of my favorite ones. It was "Idiotic," a parody to Alanis Morrissette's "Ironic." It was pretty good. I wrote it just a little before I wrote this one, which was back in 5th grade. Amazing how good this is for how old I was. (I'm in 10th grade now.) I know some of it doesn't make sense, but what in this world does?
The original song for this was "Nobody Knows" by Tony Rich. I absolutely adore his "Words" album. I recommend that you download "Nobody Knows" right now, so you can follow along with this. And after you finish reviewing, go download all the other songs from that album.
If you don't want the MP3 and can put up with the not-so-good quality of MIDI's, I uploaded the MIDI of "Nobody Knows" on my geocities account. Go to this URL: http://www.geocities.com/madd_spammer/midis/nobodyknows.mid
Anyway, this super long author's rambling (yes, author's RAMBLING. I renamed it more appropriately) is now over. So, read and review! =)
It Never Snows
I pretended I'm glad there's no snow
It gets worse every day of the week
And I'm cryin' inside
And it never snows around here
Like a native I'd do a dance
The snow is up there but it never snows
And I'm cryin' inside
And it never snows around here
Why doesn't it snow down in California
Why do I even live around here
Now the temperature is way up high
I can see it so clearly
But it never snows here
Chorus
The nights are so dry, the days are so hot
And I just keep thinkin' about
The snow that we had
And I'm missin' it
And it never snows around here
I carry a smile when no snow can be seen
And I'm nobody without a lot of snow
I'm bored inside and it never snows around here
I lie awake it's midnight right now
I'm waiting at night as if I thought
It would snow
But it never snows around here
How hot can it get
I really want some snow
But like everyone else on my block downtown
We really want snow but it just won't come down
A million years from now I know
I'll be wantin' more snow
Chorus
Tommorrow mornin' I'm callin for snow here
Gonna get some snow here even if it kills me
I'm gonna wait here patiently and hope it snows around here
Said when it snows here
Chorus
