hey, what's up? Lunar Scholar here! This is based off ECDeadly's 'Ask the Survivors', which is based off something else I haven't read. It's very simple. Leave a review asking questions to any character that exists in the Dresden Files. Should be funny.
LS: "Where are they. Dammit, I said 7. It's 10 already!"
Suddenly, the door opens to admit a tall man wearing a leather duster. He is carrying a bag.
Harry: "Hey, Scholar, sorry I'm late. Murphy has a case."
LS: "Is it bad? She's a main character! Lots of people will have questions for her! Did you at least bring...?"
Harry: "Yes, there in here." He pulled two skulls, one bleached and well formed, the other rough wood.
Harry: "Bob, wake up. We're here."
The skull's eyes filled with orange light.
Bob: "It's daytime. I don't want to answer a bunch of random ignorant questions from a bunch of clueless mortals."
LS: "With any luck, no one will ask you anything if your going to be such an ass."
The door opens and a short woman walks in.
LS: Thank God. Someone reasonable."
Harry: "I'm reasonable!"
LS: "No, you have morals. That automatically means your only reasonable half the day."
Murphy: "I agree."
A pair of pale-skinned people crash through the skylight in the building.
Thomas: "Lara, I told you we'd be late. Look, 3 hours late. This nice person invites us here and now we look bad."
Lara: "Oh, for Hunger's sake. Lord forgive I inconvenience a human."
LS: "I'm the freaking writer. I deserve at least a small amount of respect."
General snorts of derision from all non-human guests.
A group of people walk in. A few are unrecognizable, but three stand out.
Nicodemus: "Hmm, I'd rather hoped to be the first here."
Tessa: "May I kill someone?"
Deidre: "Come now, mother. That wouldn't be very polite. Perhaps after the chapter is over?"
'Lunar Scholar very discreetly sweats in terror.'
LS: "Ahem, that's all well and good, but where is the rest? I'm still waiting on Marcone, Grey, and Demonreach."
Harry: "You do know he doesn't exist outside the island, right?"
LS: "Again, I'm the writer. I'm practically a god!"
Murphy: "Megalomaniac much?"
LS: 'sigh' I give up. I hope questions give you people some form of order. And be on time tomorrow!"
Deirdre: "Mother, perhaps now would be a convenient time to kill someone. Perhaps the Scholar?"
Tessa: "Excellent idea."
LS: "Oh, hell no! 'escapes using ODM from Attack on Titan' BE SURE TO REVIEW, READERS!"
