Halloween special!

Kakashi POV

"Look, Naruto. Repeat after me: werewolves... are... not... real." I said while sitting on Naruto, make that Naruto in an extremely colorful werewolf suit. Dammit, who knew they had werewolf costumes in orange? This is going to be the worst Halloween ever.

"NEVER!!!! I SHALL NEVER FORSAKE THE WERE-PEOPLE!!!" cried Naruto. The brat was not going to give up. Okay. Time for despite measures.

I sighed, "Fine Naruto, we'll go to that 'haunted' house. If you stop yelling like that, deal?"

"B-but sensei, didn't the village elders tell all ninja not to enter there? Won't we get in trouble?" said Sakura and looked at Sasuke, as if she actually expected him to answer. In the pink bunny suit, it actually looked cute.

Sasuke grunted in response. I had convinced him to dress up as something, so of all things, he was an elf. An elf from lord of the rings. Oh god.

"I think if we get caught I can talk Tsande out of it." I said. Okay, so maybe that's not entirely true, but, hey, I still do have that one last secret held over her head.

1 hour later, in front of haunted house.

Okay... creepier than I expected. Waaaaay creepier.

"Haunted house here we come!" shouted Naruto

I put my hand on his head. "Not so loud!" I whispered.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Replied Naruto, just a little bit quieter. I sighed again.

"Okay lets get this over with." I muttered. Looking at the completely full moon

10 minutes later, inside the house...

"Wahhh... It's scary... isn't it Sasuke?" said Sakura, hanging on to Sasuke's arm and giggling. Naruto was skipping far ahead and humming, while I was at the back, reading my ichi-ichi paradise book.

"Hey, Naruto, we haven't found anything yet, ready to give up?' said Sasuke, probably to get Sakura off his back.

"Nope!"

I sighed yet again and said "Seriously, naruto. Ready to-" I didn't finish because something was sinking its teeth into my backside.

"AAAAAAAGGGGRRRRFSKINGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" I screamed. Sharp things in the butt area generally hurt a whole freaking lot. I pried whatever-it-was off my postierier and turned around.

What ever it was, it had serious shaving issues. This thing was covered in fur. The thing slashed my vest, making me cry out again, and for a good reason. Its claws were as sharp as kunai knives.

As the blackness creeped around the edges of my vision, I saw Sasuke and Sakara's faces reflect the terror I was feeling of this creature and Naruto's face stretch out in amazement. Wait. Was it one of those where thingies he kept on talking abou-

The darkness enclosed everything.