The Real William Grigor - Parody: The Real Slim Shady

{intro}
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real William Grigor please stand up?
I reapeat, will the real William Grigor please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

{verse 1}
Ya'll act like you never seen Willie before
He's that guy from 'r6 who's always singimg and all
And now he drinks even more Coke than before
He realy likes South park but it aint on any more (scream)
It's the start of a
"Hey wait no way your kidding
Is it realy him it it realy Willie?"
And Kenny said...
Nothing you idiots Kennys dead he dies on every eposode (haha)
Most people dont know William G
"Huh William Grigor, whose he?"
He's that guy who walks round with a bottle of Coke
Talkn' about South Park- yeah that guy you know
Its like hes got a couple of screws up in his head loose
But I bet hes smarter than all of yous
If he was on TV wouldn't that be cool
I mean hes twice as good as the stuff on TV2
"A Coke cans on his lips a Coke cans on his lips
And he realy likes Coke so he'll probly have a drink"
And thats the message Willie sends to little kids
So their addiced by the time they get to high school-
Everyone likes Coke dont they?
Willies a funny guy- well maby not that funny
Its like hes addiced to Coke
Theres no reason why he shouldn't like Coke
But if you feel like I feel its bad for your health
But I'll get on with the song, I'll sing the chorus
Here it gooooesss

(Refrain)
I'm William Grigor
Yes I'm the Real Willie
All you other William Grigors are just imitating
So won't the real William Grigor...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
Cause I'm William Grigor
Yes I'm the Real Willie
All you other William Grigors are just imitating
So won't the real William Grigor...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

{verse 2}
Will Smith dosen't sing about gravy in his records
Well this is Will Grigor and- Wells hes Weird
Do you think Willie would ever win a grammy?
Well he would if he did a song with me
But hey what if he won wouldnt that be weird?
With Will siting there with Britney Spears
He'd probly spill Coke all down her hair
And he laughing his head off with Fred Durst
Who asks for Wills autograph but Will runs off first
But I'll be surprised if I ever see William Grigor on MTV
Or get Brown Onion Gravy on MP3
Then shere it with the world couse its so funny
And all of you little other boy groups, when Willies album comes out it'll destroy you
And theres a million of us just like Willie
Who sing like Willie
Who watch South Park like Willie
Who drink Coke like Willie
It might be the next best thing but not quite Willie

(Refrain)
I'm William Grigor
Yes I'm the Real Willie
All you other William Grigors are just imitating
So won't the real William Grigor...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
Cause I'm William Grigor
Yes I'm the Real Willie
All you other William Grigors are just imitating
So won't the real William Grigor...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

{verse 3}
And hes real Weird to listen to
There was this one time when were play station inside my Living room
And Willie starts singing in frount of us all
But we're not surprised at all couse
Wheather you like to admit it
He's funnier than all the singers out there
And people will buy an album if its funny
But with the Coke he's drinking when hes 30
Willie will be dead
But every single person theres a William Grigor lurking
Thats what makes you sing about gravy or something
And drink Coke-
Lots of Coke
And watch South Park with the volume up
So will the real William Grigor Please stand up
And put one of those coke cans in each hand up
Be proud to be out of your mind but still a good guy
Now one more time all together loud as we'll go!

(Refrain)
I'm William Grigor
Yes I'm the Real Willie
All you other William Grigors are just imitating
So won't the real William Grigor...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
Cause I'm William Grigor
Yes I'm the Real Willie
All you other William Grigors are just imitating
So won't the real William Grigor...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up