Jazz lied on the floor, her hands resting behind her head as she listened to her girlfriend strum on her guitar. Ember laid her head on Jazz's stomach and smiled as the two shared this moment of tranquility.

A tranquility that was quickly broken by the former rock star, "I'm bored," Ember said playing a sour note.

As if on queue the door swung open to reveal a familiar Goth female, "Jazz I need your…" she paused in mid-sentence, "Is Ember resting on your stomach?"

"That was quick," Ember said hovering up to her feet, "So no one knocks? Ever, at all?"

"Knocking seems to be a foreign concept in this household," Jazz said with a sigh.

"Seriously… Ember… Stomach…" Sam said barely able to form her words.

"Use your big girl words, girlfriend of Dipstick," Ember said with a roll of her eyes.

Sam fixed a glare on the ghost diva.

Jazz finally got to her feet, "Sam, you know when you finally realized you wanted to be with Danny?" she asked staring at the younger woman.

Sam only nodded.

"Well…" Jazz started, "I have those same feelings for Ember."

"I don't understand," Sam said fixing the redhead with a confused look.

"I make her panties tingle," Ember said slowly.

Jazz palmed her face, "Do you have to be so graphic?" she asked in annoyance.

"She wasn't getting the G-rating so I had to step it up, Babypop," Ember said crossing her arms.

"I'm going to throw up…" Sam said clutching her stomach, "This is so wrong… so very wrong…"

Jazz sighed, "I assume you came into my room for a reason," she said trying to get the girl back on track.

Sam shook her head, "Danny's birthday is coming up and I just… Wait... does he know about this?" she asked, her eyes wide in shock.

"Yes," Jazz said quickly.

"He already walked in on us," Ember stated with a wink.

"And I'm sick all over again…" Sam said taking a deep breath, "Well I was wondering what I should get him now that we've crossed that friend line."

"Leather, high heels and pink underwear," Ember said with a nod, "Dipstick will love it."

"Leather, high heels and pink underwear…" Sam repeated slowly.

"Ember!" Jazz exclaimed in astonishment, "I will not condone you promoting immoral behavior regarding my baby brother!"

"Why is my sister yelling at my enemy about me?" Danny asked as he walked into the room.

"Knocking. Learn it or I'll blast you back in time," Ember said as her fist began to glow.

"Back to when your outfit was in style?" Danny questioned as his eyes took on a green sheen.

Before the two could come to blows Jazz inserted herself between the two of them, "Knock it off you two," she said pushing them away from each other.

Ember simply threw herself on the bed, "Only for you, Babypop," she said as she began strumming her guitar once more.

Danny rolled his eyes, "Come on Sam," he said leaving the room.

Before Sam could walk out of the room Jazz grabbed her hand. As Sam turned to face the older woman she was met by a small smile and comforting gaze.

"Something from the heart should work just fine," Jazz said as she released the girl and allowed her to go on her way.

Jazz closed the door behind the Goth and turned to her girlfriend.

"What?" Ember asked peeking an eyebrow.

"What am I going to do with you?" Jazz asked walking to the side of the bed.

"Get me presents?" Ember asked with a hopeful smile.

"Nice try," Jazz said crossing her arms, a small smile playing at her lips.

-Meanwhile across town-

Long shapely legs carried a woman who was quiet literally built for sin down the sidewalk. A tight red business skirt hugged her thighs as her impressive cleavage threatened to spill out of her top. Fiery red hair defied the gentle wind and stayed in prominent horns.

As she walked down the street she saw a woman with an even larger chest than herself. An evil glint came into the woman's eye as she made her way to the other shapely woman.

"My, you have such a beautiful chest," she started slowly, "I'm sure you have the personality to carry yourself through life once they inevitably start to sag next week."

The chesty woman's face sank into a frown as she covered her chest with her arms.

The redhead smiled as misery energy came into her body.

"Still feeding off the misery of women with better assets than you, Penelope?" asked a masculine voice.

Penelope's head snapped around and then looked down to see a stout man in a butler's attire, "Bertrand… I'd feed on you but your vigor wouldn't sate a starving hamster," she said with a devilish smile.

"I missed you too, you stuck-up bitch," he said giving the taller woman a hug.

"Where would I be without my angry little boy toy?" she asked returning the hug, simultaneously drawing the jealousy of every man, and a few women, on the street.

The couple broke the hug and Bertrand looked up at Penelope, "When are we going to have a decent meal? These appetizers aren't doing a thing for my appetite," he said in a huff.

"Well…" Penelope started crossing her arms, "We could team up with Kitty and Ember for a quick plan."

Bertrand laughed, drawing a surprised look from Penelope, "You haven't heard?" he asked a sinister smile coming across his lips.

Penelope could only shake her head.

"Ember is sleeping with a human," he said with a snicker, "And if that wasn't bad enough it's the ghost brat's sister."

Penelope's lips curved into a wicked smile, "Oh the fun we shall have with this development."

-Danny's bedroom-

Danny walked into his bedroom with Sam following behind him.

Sam stopped in the middle of the room and watched as Danny lied down on his bed, "Danny are you okay with them?" she asked.

"There's not really anything I can do about," he said closing his eyes, "But if she slips up, just once, you better believe I won't hesitate to step in."

"You think she's changed?" she questioned sitting next to him on the bed.

"I think she's got a motive," he said refusing to open his eyes, "Whether or not that motive is for my sister or for her own personal gain is still up in the air."

"Well I don't trust her," Sam added quickly.

Danny sighed, "What do you want to do today?" he asked finally opening his eyes to look at his girlfriend.

"Well we could start talking about our personal lives," she said with a small smile.

And with that Danny shot up right, "Oh man, you're right!" he exclaimed rushing to his feet, "I haven't talked to Tucker!"

"Joy…"