"No guys, seriously, this game is great! It's got cards and dice and everything!" cried Rigby, holding his recently found game board of "Sugar Land" in front of everyone.
"Yeah, and it's recommended for 5 year olds, lamo." said Mordecai, snickering and laughing next to Benson the gumball machine, Pops, and Skips the gorrilla.
"5 years old and up!" cried Rigby. "You just don't understand a good game when you see it."
"You know who else doesn't know a good game when they see it?" pondered Mussle man. "MY MOM!"
No one laughed except high five ghost.
"You guys are just jelouse you guys didn't think of playing this sooner! I'm gonna play with myself right now!"
Rigby ran to the bathroom with his gameboard. But instead of playing by himself, rigby played WITH himself.
Rigby rubbed his massive tiny racoon penis faster and faster, crying and laughing and screaming. "OH YES, THIS GAME IS SO GOOD GUYS, IT'S SO AWESOME!"
But just than, Rigby had to take a wicked dump. He pooped so hard that it bagan to slpash out of the bowl.
"Ok, what's so great about this game?" said Modecai as he opened the door to the bathroom.
Suddenly, Rigby came and crapped so hard that they both landed on Mordecai's face!
"EW, EW, WHAT THE FUCK RIGBY?" cried Mordecai, trying to wipe the gunk off his face, but it just seemed to rub in more.
But suddenly, the Sugar Land game bored grew legs and arms and got up.
"HAVE YOU EATEN YOUR OATMEAL TODAY, KIDS?" said the gameboard, grabbing Mordecai by the butt and bending him over.
"No no, don't do that, that's nasty!" cried Mordecai, as the gameboard tried to stick his dick up his butt.
Buy suddenly, Pops walked in NAKED.
"Oh jolly good! I do so love bored games, and rape!" cried Pops, showing that he had THREE PENISES
"YOU HAVE THREE PENISES?" cried Rigby, Mordecai, and the gameboard.
"Yes I do, one for each of you!" cried Pops, as he stuck one penis into each of their butts.
But suddenly, Benson walked in on them. He thought it was so disgusting that he vomited out gumballs, and then slepped in the pile of gumballs and fell and cracked his head open.
He was DEAD
And the 4 guys got really scared and shocked. they grabbed Benson's body and took it out into the park and buried it deep into the woods.
"Well that's that" said Mordecai, very jokingly.
"Not so fast!" cried out a voice. IT WAS SKIPS. "I saw everything, and I'm going to call the police on you all!"
"But Skips," cried the gameboard, "don't you care about out love?"
"I hate gay love!" said Skips, "It's wrong and you're going to jail!"
The 4 guys were taken to jail and put into seperate cells to keep them away from each other. They were all really sad, even Mordecai, who was just before getting raped. They loved each otehr so much they had no idea how they could be apart. They all started to sing the lyrics to Panic! At The Disco's "I write sins not tragedies" to express their emotions.
Then the day of their trial came. Skips was on the witness stand saying how much he hated all of them for expressing their love for each other. It was hopeless, the 4 best friends, and lovers, would be kept away from each other forever.
But the gameboard would not have it! He burst in with a semi automatic fire arm and shot everyone up. Including Rigby.
He piceked Rigby up and said to him, "I'm sorry Rigby, but only in death can we be together."
And so, the gameboard sang "I write sins not tragedies" before shooting himself to death.
And the event was forever known as the sadest park tragedy since Romeo and Juliet.
THE END.
