The Christmas Clip Show
By Mahna Mahna
Daria: Hey, Season's Greetings from the cast of 'Daria', and welcome to 'The Christmas Clip Show'. The way, this works is… um…well…
Jane: Let *me* explain. You know how when some people completely forget about buying Christmas gifts until the night before, they go through some of their old stuff to try to wrap up and pass it off as a brand new gift? This is sort of like that.
Daria: We took all the holiday segments that weren't --
Jane: --good enough?
Daria: (glares at Jane) --*long* enough to make a regular episode of 'Daria' and grouped them all into one big holiday special.
Jane: Our last minute gift to you, our viewers! Isn't it great, folks?!
(silence)
Daria: I *told* you we should have gotten them a gift certificate for Best Buy.
Jane: They'll like it. You'll see.
Daria: Next year, we do separate gifts.
