50 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort
Catch him making evil faces in the bathroom mirror.
Giggle at Death Eater meetings.
When he is talking about Harry Potter, pretend to blush and giggle. Say "Ohhhhh! Harry Potter is dreeeaaamy!"
Paint him a 'pretty picture' of his defeats by Harry Potter.
Use spells like 'Levicorpus' constantly.
When you talk to people about him, when he is in the room, say "Oh Voldy? Yeah, we're like this!" cross your fingers.
After defeat, say "Awwww…do you know what will make you feel better? A BIG hug and kiss!"
Ask him if he will play the Harry Potter video games with you. Laugh when he comes on at the end of the game.
T.P. his bed chamber.
Tell him Snape did it.
Ask him what Amortentia smells like to him.
When he is about to go try and kill Harry Potter or take over the wizarding world, ask him if he needs to take a rest stop first.
During Death Eater meeting, tell him that "It SNOT a good idea to leave the house before checking your nose."
Insist that he sits next to you during Death Eater meetings.
Use the Sectumsempra spell on his teddy bear.
Tell him it was an accident.
Dye the Death Eater cloaks pink.
Give him a Harry Potter themed calendar for his birthday.
Give it to him on the wrong day.
Tell him to ditch people like Lucius and Snape, tell him they're just dead weight.
Sing 'Do you Believe in Magic?" repeatedly.
Insist that he watches "The Wizard of Oz' for good tips.
Buy him footie pajamas, make sure they are pink with bunnies.
When ever he goes on missions to kill Harry Potter, insist you use code names.
Make sure his code name is always something like Lord Fluffybunny, or Sparkles the Pony.
Hint loudly that there should be a Death Eater ball and you really want to go with him.
Tell him that he should get an iPod.
Download all the Harry Potter songs and audiobooks on it.
At the end of Death Eater Meetings, sing 'We Are the Champions' and walk out in slow motion.
Get annoyed when the rest don't follow suit.
Get all mushy on him on Valentines Day.
Hire singing elves dressed as angels to deliver love songs to him.
If he asks you a question reply "Let me tell you…IN SONG!"
Ask him what his horcruxes are. If he says no, swear you won't tell Harry Potter.
If he tells you, tell Harry Potter.
Make fun of what his nose looked like in the fourth movie.
When he gets mad about it, say 'Your swooping was cool. I liked the whole copyright-infringement-on-Lord-Of-The-Rings thing.'
During Death Eater meeting, put on puppet shows, be sure to include rainbows and pink unicorns.
Constantly quote the twin's poster add of "Why are you afraid of You-Know-Who, when you should be afraid of U-No-Poo. The constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation." Afterwards, laugh and say "U-No-Poo! That's brilliant!"
Start calling him U-No-Poo.
Sing 'Lean on Me' and 'I will be there for you' after he gets defeated by Harry Potter
Tickle him
Three words…POTTER…PUPPET…PALS…
Teach him to tango
When ever the urge strikes you, scream and grab a camera. Say" Oh my god look! It's the guy who Harry Potter keeps on defeating!" Take a picture of him
Make sure it's a bad picture
Ask him to sign it
Glomp him constantly
Write limericks about his defeats i.e. There once was a man named Tom. Who was defeated by Harry and Ron. He was very sad, he was very bad, so that is why I sing this song. It's O.K. if they don't rhyme.
Read him this list out loud whenever the urge strikes you
