After reading so much NaLu here, I was so inspired that I end up making this one. hmmmm how does a humor/adventure/mystery/romance fanfic sound? I'm gonna strive my hardest to put some horror-ish moments in here. Think Hitman Reborn Test of Courage. I do hope you'll like this! Ahm..please don't forget to review when you have the time. I would also love to hear some constructive criticism.
Prologue before the madness.
"Welcome home, master!" Mirajane happily greets a serious looking Makarov outside the town shopping district.
She tentatively asked, "Master, is something wrong?"
"Mira, lately I worry about my children they have gone through so much trouble in the S-class examinations. I must find a way to bring back their smiles." Makarov announces to the delighted Mirajane.
Unbeknownst to the two the "saddened" children were quite happily pulverizing each other over another bar fight. Natsu, Gray and Gajeel were rolling all over the floor a blur of dust, fists and kicks. Elfman was being beaten by Cana and Evergreen after he managed to destroy Cana's barrel and Evergreen's fan. Erza was busy destroying anyone she could get her hands on after her box of strawberry cakes were thrown on the floor by some idiot. Bixlow and his dolls were causing chaos after some other idiot dosed one of his dolls with tomato sauce.
Levy, Lisanna, Bisca, Juvia, Wendy, Lucy and the Exceeds were all peering over the counter of the bar watching the fight reach a new level of destruction. Juvia was busy cheering Gray on while Bisca was silently hoping Alzack won't get too beaten up.
"Honestly, does this guild know nothing but fighting? Wendy close your eyes, I think I heard someone screaming at Gray to put on his boxers." Charle said haughtily.
"Waaaaah!" Wendy squealed, Levy and Lucy hurriedly clasp their hands over the girl's eyes just as Gray passed the counter looking for the missing garment. Of course Juvia fainted with her nose bleeding. Lisanna was dragging an unconscious Elfman to the bar. Bisca and Charle were now trying to revive Juvia.
In all the confusion nobody noticed a couple of off-white seeds fall off Droy's coat. The seeds had coincidentally fallen on the soil from an upturned pot of plant. Looking down his feet Droy's face rapidly loss color and he screamed.
"EVERYBODY RUN AWAY NOW!"
The girls followed by Jet & Droy rapidly made their way to the nearest exits. Just then the seed quickly grew and huge violet colored flower buds came to be.
The idiots who were left all attacked the flowers. Natsu with his fire dragon breath, Gajeel with his metal dragon sword, Gray with his ice arrows and everyone else with their signature moves. After the dust cleared away with everyone grinning confidently, the fallen flower buds all bloomed. At that moment they heard Droy shout from outside.
"Whatever you do, don't pick the flowers off! Once they hit the ground they bloom. Oh and each flower gives off some kind of horrible smell. Put the smell all together, well you get the idea."
And then there was silence.
"So does this mean no one farted?" Natsu asked timidly.
Just then their nostrils were assaulted by such an amazing combination of smells that the whole guild, still filled with idiots was soon laying on the ground. Others were soon crying while some crawled pathetically towards the doors and windows.
The smell managed to even reach the ones outside the guild. It was a smell of rotting fish innards and eggs, fart, moldy cheese, sweaty socks and month old garbage left under the sun.
"Oh, my goodness! What a horrible smell." Evergreen screamed while trying to fan herself with her hands.
"It's horrible! Droy can't you do anything?" Levy asked her teammate while gasping for breath.
"The best we can do is try to get the smell out in any way we can." He answered back authoritatively.
"Droy, where did you get the gas mask? How come you didn't give me any?" Jet screamed.
"Never mind that! We've got to get them to open the windows or something." Lucy snarled at the two.
"Lucy is right. Lucy can you please call Virgo to dig a hole from here to the inside? Ask her to open the windows quickly. After that Jet I want you to use your speed and ran around the guild as fast as you can to contain the smell. Wendy and Levy will then blow away the fumes. Evergreen, you can then perfume the guild as much as you like. Everyone else get a fan and help Levy and Wendy out at the right time. Any questions?" Erza said to the crowd.
Lucy raised her hand and said, "How come you got a gas mask too Erza?"
"Now is not the time for that Lucy."
Sweat dropping, Lucy called Virgo and told her the plan.
"Understood, princess!"
"Hey, Virgo how come you also got a gas mask?"
"Now isn't the time for that princess."
After a few minutes the plan had gone perfectly. Erza and the crowd who gave their best to "unstink" the guild all made their way home through the back door to get some much needed bath and change of clothing.
It was at this time Master Makarov opened the doors with a bang. Mira gasped shocked at what she was seeing. The ones left in the guild were all sitting down with their faces on the table and the others were even sleeping. But what was more shocking the whole place was as quiet as if they were in the church.
Eyes wide open, Makarov quickly spotted a table with the occupants in such a sad state of the affair that tears quickly formed in his eyes.
"Mira! It's worse than I thought! We can't waste any time tomorrow we shall put the plan in action!" The master said with conviction and determination.
Mirajane quickly nodded. Together they left in order to get everything ready.
The table in question was where Gajeel, Natsu and Gray where sitting in perfect harmony. Each lost in his thoughts on the horror that happened earlier never realizing that they were the catalyst to why the whole guild will soon be thrust into a whole new mysterious adventure or should it be a horrific adventure?
