The most awesome character ever

So there was this girl named Lucie. She was average height with raven locks, emerald green eyes and was very good looking which is kind of what I wish I looked like in real life. Also if I was a guy, I would totally date her, she was so good looking. In fact while she was growing up, lots of girls saw her as a threat who would steal all the boys. However the boys were always telling her how great she looked although she kept denying it.

She had a great physique as well despite eating lots of junk food all the time, she somehow always kept her figure. She also kinda looks like some celebrity or something. Sometimes she didn't wash or anything for weeks but every boy was still very attracted to her, she was so hot. She had one tiny scar on her leg that no one cared about.

At school she got into lots of severe fights but somehow avoided any injuries at all and completely pwned everyone, even professionals. All her clothes are things I wish I could wear in real life. Her parents died when she was young they were killed by a vampanese, who would for some reason obsess over killing Lucie as well. Luckily she was easily able to raise herself.

Then one day she became a half vampire, but somehow got all the strengths of a full vampire, and none of the weaknesses, something I wish would happen to me. She didn't get on well with some other vampire's and sometimes insulted them, but they always totally deserved it. Sometimes she would get into fights with them but like when she was human she just completely pwned everyone.

Now you might be wondering how she became a vampire at 14 but even though she was too young, she was so hot they decided to let her become one, even the princes. She sometimes broke the rules but she was always allowed to get away with it, due to her awesomeness. She had a personality disorder, making her antisocial but that didn't stop almost everyone from liking her. She couldn't remember some of her past for some reason as well.

She became a Vampire Prince in a matter of days as she was already the strongest and smartest vampire of all and the best with all weapons. She could also entertain all the Vampires with her exceptionally good singing voice. She later learnt she was part of a special prophecy and would allow the Vampire's to easily pwn the Vampanese when the war came. She could communicate with every one, as she could speak all languages.

Lucie was in possesion of a legendary vampire sword, that no one had seen for years, and no one knew how she got it. When she became a full vampire, she was immune from the sun, due to a special one of a kind trinket that she carried. When the war with the vampanese came, Lucie made them all reform and join the vampire's even Steve due to a random act of kindness (She gave Steve a cookie).

Well that's my story, if you don't like my character, you just don't "get" her and I will feel personally insulted.