A/N: So, how has everyone been? This story is made mainly of quotes and sorry if some of the things are wrong. I am giving most of the credit to my partner in crime, Half an Inch, who I believe is a genius. Well, have fun reading this, feel free to create abs from laughing at this epic story.
Disclaimer: This story is not owned by me or Half an Inch.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away:
"Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?" Han Solo growled as he tripped over himself while trying to get away for the miniature men shooting at them.
"Hmm! Adventure. Hmmpf! Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things!" Yoda grumbled as he lifted the hem of his toga.
Luke gave a girly sequel when one of the lasers nearly burnt his pants off. Chewbaca gave a weird hoot that resembled a giggle.
Luke blushed. "Laugh it up, fuzzball!"
"Told you I did. Reckless is he. …Now, matters are worse." Yoda muttered.
"This is some rescue!" Leia retorted, interrupting the boys aimless babbling.
They all looked up to see a small army of people they recognized to be from the Republic.
They beckoned them to cross the other side of the river. When they reached the other side, Solo realized something.
"IT'S A TRAP."
Too late. At that moment all hell broke lose. They team split up. Luke and Solo found shelter behind an especially wide tree.
"Never tell me the odds!"
"I never doubted you!"
"That's not true!"
"…Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We're gonna have company!"
Solo got out his blaster and shot at one of the 'republicans'.
"…I think I just blasted it."
"Wonderful!" Luke said bitterly.
Solo shot him a look. Luke, shut up.
After a few moments, the shooting died down. The two of the emerged from their hiding spot.
"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." Leia muttered while painfully pulling twigs out of her hair.
Yoda was still mumbling things angrily to himself. "Told you I did..."
"You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them."
"I know."
Chewbaca came out and growled. Solo turned to Luke.
"Sorry about the mess."
Luke just shook his head, not expecting the apology.
Leia smiled cheekily. "You don't have to do this to impress me."
Luke and Solo just rolled there eyes in response.
A/N: Don't forget to review, our next one will be for Percy Jackson. Thanks for readin.!
