hur hur hur! 2 in the morning soooooooo! ONESHOT TIIIIME! first fic on this account! and by that i mean that i forgot absolutely everything about my last account aaaand... i cant get in. my other account was Fluffehbunneh1 FYI! why don't i just shut up... MATT! DISCLAIMER!

Matt: are you crazy? (lights a cigaret) I doubt that you can call me in on your first fic.

Dinorawr: SHADDUP AN DO WHAT I SAY BEATCH!

Matt: ugh... fine. Dinorawr does not own freaking Death Note. If she did it would be a freaking doujinshi. Happy?

Dinorawr: Very!


"DAMMIT!" Mello punched a conveniently placed wall.

"Does Near have to freaking beat me at everything?" he slumped against said conveniently placed wall in the library just as Near walked in the door.

"Good evening, Mello." in one swift movement, Near was pinned against ,can you guess? The conveniently placed wall.

" You do realize the compromising position we are in?" only a trained eye could see the hint of emotion in those eyes, however, even the best spy in the world could not possibly know what that emotion was, due to the younger boy's constant lack of normal emotion.

Without warning, the Older boy leaned in for a kiss. After he realized what he did, he went to un-pin Near from, wait for it, the conveniently placed wall. However, the younger boy had other ideas.

Taking the shock to his advantage, Near twisted their bodies so Mello was against the conveniently placed wall, and forcefully pressed their lips together once more.

After a couple moments, Near broke the kiss. "Did I mention I'm semi?"

"Hell no you aren't!" Mello had the upper hand this time, twisting bodies yet again so he was on top and restarted the passionate kiss, this time, tongues fighting for dominance.

Near let out a quiet moan, just turning the older orphan on.

However, determined not to give up, Near made a daring move to break the kiss.

"Ungh! Mello~!"

Being caught completely off guard, Near let out a giggle and twisted their bodies so he was semi again. His plan worked.

Felling quite daring, Near sucked on Mello's ear, causing him to let out a moan.

"Get a room!" yelled Matt from the doorway.

in the midst of the passion, neither of the boys witnessed the gamer sneak in and video tape the make-out session on the conveniently placed wall.

'"HOLY CRAP MATT!"

"HEHE! YOUTUUUUBE!" the red-head yelled as he was being chased down the hall.

All the while, Near just sat there, thinking, against the conveniently placed wall.


HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WRITE!

Matt: tsk tsk! Your mother ought to be ashamed!

Dinorawr: well at least I have a mother! anyways! Thanks for putting up with this piece of crap! Sorry for extreme shortness and OOC-ness! reviews appreciated!