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Chapter 1: Detention

NO CHARACTER IS DEAD HERE!!! WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE BAD GUYS. ANYWAYS, JIRAIYA, KAKASHI, ASUMA, AND SHIZUNE ARE STILL ALLIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!!!!!

My OCs are the following:

Namiko Shuzumi ~ older sister of Ko Shuzumi; a former ninja of the Rain Village.

Ko Shuzumi ~ the baby Neji and Ten-ten are assigned to.

Kikuno Tsuuki ~ the baby Ino and Shikamaru are assigned to.

Miko and Kimaru Hogashi ~ the twins assigned to Sakura and Sasuke

Nobu Hanashi ~ the baby assigned to Naruto and Hinata

Mei ~ the Siberian Tigress pup assigned to Chouji and Lee

Kai ~ the white lion pup that is assigned to Kiba and Shino

Yoko ~ Namiko's best friend living in Ohio

Reisu Sarutobi ~ Asuma and Kurenai's baby

Edward ~ [no, this is not Edward Cullen, people] the butler at the Shuzumi household

Ella ~ the maid responsible in the kitchen at the Shuzumi household

Karin Anaki ~ the mistress of Mei

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Every sin committed has an equal punishment

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Tsunade gazed outward towards the horizon. The setting sun bathed the small village of Konoha with a blanket of orange. People were busy with their works as they knew that nightfall was coming and villagers (especially ninjas) choose this time to eat and relax beneath the stars. The Godaime Hokage heaved out a sigh as she dreaded the night, for as the stars shimmer peacefully on the night sky, one of her obnoxious ninjas would disrupt that calmness…again.

Three months ago, Tsunade created a website offering the help of a 'non-government agency' that offers any kind of help. Two minutes later, she updated the website saying that sexual help was excluded, while she was glancing at a bloodied Jiraiya. A week later, she received a request from her first 'customer' asking for an immediate investigation with the death of a New Yorker's husband. It was a critical condition since the lady said something about three men with cloths on their foreheads embedded with an eight note. Tsunade sent out her 12 finest ninjas: Konoha 12. Two weeks later, the 12 came back with six million US dollars and the one trait of New York: never sleeping.

For the past month, Naruto has converted Konoha into the 'other' City that Never Sleeps.

Every night, the loud ninja would be hosting parties in his brand new house (Tsunade decided to give them a fair-share: 40-60. Forty to her, and sixty to them). Some crazy teenagers made the matters worse and at times, the entire Konoha 12 would be at his house…partying.

Tsunade pinched the bridge of her nose. For sure, Naruto had a trick up his sleeve to actually convince the stoic ANBU Captain, the lazy Jounin genius, the former missing S-nin Jounin, and the timid Chuunin heiress to join his party. However, forced or not, the Hokage knew that the 12 should be punished.

But the question is: what punishment?

Surely, no place could hold in five Jounins (Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Naruto, Hinata—it shocked everyone, but yes--), four Chuunins (Chouji, Lee, Sakura, Ino), the ANBU captain (Neji), the ANBU vice-captain (Ten-ten), and a Jounin who's a former missing S-nin (Sasuke).

So what is the punishment?

Place, place, place…that's it! Tsunade thought as the idea dawned her. "Shizune!" she yelled. Immediately, she heard the door open,

"Hai, Tsunade-sama?" Shizune panted.

"Gather Konoha 12; we need to have a little talk" she smiled mischievously.

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Twelve almost-adult-teens were gathered inside their former classroom.

"This is uncomfortable" the Weapon Mistress muttered under her breath as she squirmed in her seat. She had been seated for almost an hour now. They were expecting a talk with the village leader but something in the back of their heads told them they were meeting with Kakashi.

"Tell me about it" Neji Hyuuga, her former teammate, and now captain, rolled his eyes (you can only assume). He was rarely the patient type of person and if it wasn't for the fact that they were meeting with the Godaime Hokage, he would've been gone for about 55 minutes now. Unlike Ten-ten, Neji never gave chances to a person who was late. He agreed with the American time: five minutes earlier or five minutes later. Either way, fifty-five minutes later was so not American time.

"Well?" Sasuke raised a slender brow. He eyed the nervous apprentice in front of him. Shizune has sent out messenger birds to the twelve ninjas earlier, and in exact time, they were in front of their old classroom in the academy. For the past hour, Shizune had been trying to explain the situation to the teens. However, the fact that some of them were higher officials than her and that all of them were stronger, made her nervous which didn't help the situation at all.

"I-I-I'm sure T-Tsunade-sama h-has a v-valid r-reason f-for being l-l-late" she stammered, fidgeting with her fingers. She felt a lot like Hinata.

"Hn" Sasuke and Neji scoffed. They glared at each other.

"THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING!!!" Naruto whined. He pouted and then his eyes landed on a certain Hyuuga. He grinned, "Hey Hina-chan" he was beside her in seconds. Hinata couldn't help the smile that etched her lips as her boyfriend flirted with her. After Hinata almost died rescuing Naruto, the son of the Yondaime finally realized how he truly feels for the heiress. And he vowed never to hurt her again; for one: he loves her so much that just the thought of hurting her was nerve-wrecking to him, and second: some Hyuuga eyes are watching (coughNejiandHiashicough).

"Hello!" the door opened and revealed Tsunade. She motioned for Shizune to leave the room and she was more than happy to oblige. The twelve heaved a sigh of relief. "I'm disappointed in all of you," she began, "So, as punishment for you act, the twelve of you will be sent out in detention for a week"

'WHAT!?"

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Kakashi placed his feet on the table as he read the first issue of The Icha Icha Magazine (1). He could feel his scars sting from his battle with Akatsuki. He didn't know how it happened. All he knows is that he was alive and someone gave up his life for him. He owed his life to someone. But whoever it was, he could never thank him/her for that person died while giving up his life to resurrect him. When he woke up about four months ago, he found himself inside the hospital with Jiraiya in the bed next tom him. They had the same condition. He also heard that Shizune was revived a few weeks earlier than them and she was the one to explain what happened to them. He was more than happy to be alive again. He had been dead for over a month. Jiraiya had been dead for a shorter time. He was thankful.

The masked ninja glanced past his magazine.

The chewing gums aren't working! He thought as he plucked the gums out of his ears and threw it away. He was wondering now how Mr. Bean managed to stay…unbothered with the snoring man in the same room as him. Kakashi was positive he used the same brand of chewing gum that Mr. Bean used to cover his ears!

Now that the gums were lost, he experienced the noise at full blast. He felt like someone who was right beside a mute stereo and then un-muting it, fully knowing that the devise is playing hard rock on maximum level. He regretted agreeing to the Hokage when she asked him to 'baby-sit' 12 skillful ninjas. She promised that the 12 would behave but now, only two of them were 'behaving' (if you call glaring at each other to death a good act): Neji and Sasuke. They were the only ones who were silent enough, with the exception of the electrical flow coming from their eyes.

Naruto was…whining (nothing surprising), if not, flirting to no-end with Hinata; Kiba and Akamaru were…chanting mantras that seemed to calm them down; Chouji was feasting on his chips wildly;, Shikamaru was snoring; Ten-ten was sharpening her weapons against each other, Sakura and Ino were gossiping(/yelling); Lee was shouting praises of youth and saying how 'un-youthful' being in detention was; Shino was not noisy…his bugs are for they were busy chomping and munching on some of the broken chairs in the classroom, and Hinata was giggling every now and then (not that it barely made any noise).

Still, if you sum up the noises, Kakashi was sure he needed to go to America and get his ears checked…fixed.

This continued for almost an hour. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore.

"DAMN IT, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he was rescued with the bell ringing, indicating the teens were free to go. They all beamed and jumped out of the window. They could not bear being seen by ninjas-to-be.

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"Those fucking teenagers" Kakashi barely cussed but now, he just felt like he was dealing with two-year olds again. He knew they were exasperating him so as to free them but he also knew that if he allowed these teens to get the better of him, Tsunade will so not be worth it. He was left with a dilemma.

"Chillax dude" Asuma said, popping a piece of popcorn in his mouth. The baby imitated him and ended up throwing the popcorn to the window, breaking it. "Whoa, Rei! Do not throw chakra-infested things out the window!" he mused more to himself. Reisu (2) Sarutobi, the son of Asuma and Kurenai, giggled as he admired his handiwork. The baby was two months old and looks a lot like Asuma with eyes lighter than Kurenai's red. Asuma, just like Kakashi, had been revived after Konoha won the battle against Akatsuki.

"Don't tell me to Chillax, lover boy!" Kakashi mocked as he flopped himself on the sofa. They were currently in the Sarutobi household. He was helping Asuma baby-sit Rei while Kurenai and Anko went shopping. Asuma rolled his eyes and flipped the channel to Disney Playhouse. It showcased a house and some characters playing. It gave Asuma an idea.

"Say, Kakashi, I think I know just the thing…" he trailed off suggestively, glancing at the drooling Rei.

­--End of Chapter--

(1)Credits go to my sensei: Merciless Ruby! Please do read her story icha icha magazine and get ready to laugh your asses off!

(2) Reisu is a name I made up; 'Rei' from kuREnaI and 'Su' from aSUma.